iPod job

A type of job that is repetitive, redundant, and takes no talent at all. most common example would be sign twirling.

"Dude my sign twirling work is a drag, the only plus is it's a total iPod job"

by Bl-McC May 16, 2009

Grape Job

When a girl or boy stuffs their mouth and nose with grapes, and proceeds to give head to someone while having grapes in their mouth and nose to stimulate the receiving party.

One can give themselves a Grape Job, this would require them to remove a rib though.

She's a freak! She wanted to give me a grape job

by cumguzler25 October 23, 2019

Hack Job

(NOT A HIT JOB, IDIOTS)

Poorly-done attempt at a task. Can also be a person who does these kinds of things.

Guy1: Hey why did I tell Kim to finish painting the walls, and they are still not fucking done, after 4 hours?
Girl1: You hired a hack job.

by rfsniper May 18, 2018

Scran Job

The act of getting a hand job, while taking a shit in a girl's mouth

Last weekend I got a scran job!

by bvilleson November 21, 2010

wax job

to mislead someone, con them, lead them astray, or to "shine someone on" or B.S. them.

"She gave him a total wax job; said she was going out with her girlfriend but really had a date with that biker dude from the bar."

"Promising lower taxes and more Social Security benefits is a Government wax job."

Wax Job = Sign at car wash: "Unlimited Time! (up to 15 minutes)."

by Concupy August 31, 2013

Cinema-Job

Getting a blow job in a movie theater

Aaron: "Dude Jen gave me a Cinema-Job durin' Sahara"
Ryan: "Wow that movie must have really sucked"
Aaron: "Ya, it sucked the second time to..."
Ryan: "You lucky bastard..."

by Mr. Joe Hungry March 25, 2008

Job Suckurity

Continued employment assured by the natural expression of incompetence and stupidity of your co-workers.

Since I'm the only one who can get anything done around here, I have plenty of job suckurity.

by jobsuckurity July 9, 2010