left hand texting

When in the middle of a texting conversation one person’s correspondence gets slow due to masterbating with the dominant, or right, hand and thus only being left to text responses with the non-dominate, or left, hand.

Tony: “Why so slow the the responses?”
Cookie: “Sorry, my right hand is busy, only able to do left hand texting!”
Tony: “Please, continue.”

by NaughtyTwin October 22, 2017

Group text creeper

Someone who is included in a group text but only watches what everyone else says. They never speak to the group only lurk in the shadows and observe.

You ever notice when we’re in group chat how John never contributes anything to the conversation? He’s such a group text creeper!

by Bronson81795 November 9, 2017

navy seal texting

When texting on a phone with a loud button press tone or sound.

*beep beep beep, beep beep beep beep beep beep*

"I call this 'navy seal texting,' they never hear it coming."

*beep beep beep beep beep beep beep, beep beep beep beep beep, beep beep beep."

by Crocodingle May 16, 2016

Texting Up a Storm

1) The processes in which someone texts on their phone that his or /her thumbs disturb the air particles causing drastic wind flow subsequently leading to a storm/ hurricane.

2) When someone texts so quick they seem to reply to a text before it comes.

Guy 1:, Dude, it's windy today

Guy 2:, well you were texting up a storm to that chick last night

by Mpolo September 11, 2011

text based-roleplay

Roleplaying online is a type story telling between 2 or more people, roleplaying can come in many diffrent genres and types of roleplay such as Semiliterate, First person, Third person, Second perspn.

"Hey wanna do text based-roleplay on rpchatz.com? I have an amazing plot! and a new Original Character/OC!!" The boy said

"Sure, we can do an adventur-ish, romance genre if thats okay..and i only do Semiliterate btw" The girl replied

by lvrtu November 18, 2021

Trojan horse text

A text that lulls someone with read receipts into a false sense of security with the iMessage preview thinking they can safely assume what the rest says, but the second half of the text is the real message.

My friend takes FOREVER to reply unless I send a Trojan horse text:

“I need to tell you something. Ever since the day I first met you, I have always loved how our friendship has been strictly platonic. Can you give me a ride to the airport tomorrow?”

by MinnesotaMan612 September 13, 2022

text derangement syndrome

EXISTING SOCIAL ANXIETY WHICH IS THEN EXASPERATED BY THE ADVENT OF THE TEXT MESSAGE AND ITS CORRESPONDING ALTERING OF ALREADY COMPLEX SOCIETAL AND SOCIAL CONSTRUCTS, IN MANY CASES ENGENDERING FURTHER AND MORE ACUTE ISOLATION

I’ve been even less.social than normal lately because I have an acute case of text derangement syndrome.

by Nomaramirez May 27, 2021