Girlfriend

A creature who has multiple powers, but never seems to appear. If you are reading this then you have not spotted one yet, be warned all your chances at low.

John: I have a girlfriend!
Rick: How did you capture such a mysterious and non-existent creature?

by Stickbunny September 30, 2019

girlfriend says yes to everything day

girlfriend says yes to everything day is 8th of December. on this day she cannot say no to you

“i really want milly to come to the movies with me”
“mate is the 8th of December”
“she has to come now because it’s girlfriend says yes to everything day”

by vTomyyy December 07, 2021

Coma girlfriend

the definition of not talking or doing anything and and a girl who sucks at relationships and breaks headphones alot

The girl became a coma girlfriend and didnt do anything the rest of the relationship

by Hitman213 August 05, 2010

Among us girlfriend

When you get an among us girlfriend.
1: Go to the bottom of all among us servers.
2: Join it.
3: Get their snapchat and avoid getting banned.
4:Meet in real life.

Hey bro, I got an among us girlfriend.
bro shut up get out of here so cringy

by someone else thats not u fan October 10, 2021

Girlfriend Movie

A movie you can watch with your girlfriend without getting in trouble. Often used in the negative sense, i.e. "Cannibal Holocaust is definitely not a Girlfriend Movie." Movie can also be substituted for music, TV show, etc.

"Bro I don't understand why Sheila got so mad at me while we were watching Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2!"
"Are you serious dude?? That is totally not a girlfriend movie. Rookie mistake."

by meadowgreen November 04, 2022