Like a true friend he gives a shit 5% of the time, raises hell 30% of the time, and can piss you off 65% of the time. But good time,Promise
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Get the ninja blow mug.To take more than half a roll of T.P. and cram it with a plunger and then take a crap in the bowl, and giving it a single flush to lodge the T.P. and poo, in the Toilet, then when finished wipe your ass with the T.P the entire roll and leave it on the floor and to take the Plunger with you so they can't unclog the toilet. they will flush and flush but to no progress. simply leave with their plunger knowing your king of the lowest move at a party ever and on the housekeepers most wanted list.
hey lets go no one's gonna be able to be near that room i just took a Ninja Dump in there here quick hide the plunger.
by LargeLONEWOLF22 August 1, 2014
Get the Ninja Dump mug.A beer you grab when you get home after being out with friends. You quickly take a sip to mask the the booze smell coming out of your pores. Your spouse assumes it's your first one since you just got home and isn't immediately pissed for you being shitfaced drunk.
When I get home the first thing I'm going to do is grab a Ninja Beer from the garage fridge, that way my wife won't know I've been at happy hour for the last 4 hours.
by elpac January 21, 2021
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Get the Ginger Ninja mug.Someone over the age of 40 that is on the same level as pro athletes. Conditioning, strength, physical appearance makes this person a force to be reckoned with. Normally associated with a shirtless nun-chuck wielding barefoot running marathon man.
Look at that Ninja Tarzan! the man with the white beard in track shorts, no shirt and is charging through the snow barefoot!
by Jake S & Shaun C May 17, 2011
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