Steve Jay

Weird Al Yankovic's wonderful bassist!! Al's band doesn't get much recognition, so here I am talking about Steve. Steve is just amazing and is really good at playing the guitar.
Person 1: "Have you heard Germs by Weird Al?"
Person 2: "Yeah! I love Steve Jay's part!"
Person 1: "Steve Jay?"
Person 2: "Yeah, where he says microscopic bacteria in a really deep voice"
by Weird Al Fan September 22, 2022
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Steve

A security robot that drowned itself.
Steve is sitting on his charging pad.
by stove2d2 August 2, 2021
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dry steve

the name for a reverse wet willy. someone puts their finger in another persons ear and then sticks it in that persons mouth.
he gave me a dry steve that had me tasting ear wax for a week.
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Pull a Steve

Laughing at people when they have a problem or something got broke
My phones broken I'm gonna pull a Steve here Well that sucks doesn't it Becky
by Colossus8 December 2, 2010
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The Steve Job

When you put an apple on a stick and insert it into a woman's vagina while she is in a doggystyle position. While the apple is marinating you grab your funnel and pour liquid caramel into her ass. Remove the funnel followed by the apple. Have the woman squat over the apple and dispense the caramel onto the apple. After the caramel settles you both enjoy a nice candle lit date over a caramel apple.
Cindy was a real freak, she let me give her "The Steve Job!"
by KyriePerving69 October 19, 2017
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striped backed steve

is the name for a male who is into S&M and torture. true striped backed steves are the ones getting tortured, usualy by a female dominatrix
1) did you here what matt did with jesse last night?

2) i know hes a striped backed steve and every one knows it
by gnome hater December 24, 2008
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Steve

Steve is a real great guy. Not necessarily as a lover, but he's a great friend. He's funny, he's loyal, and he's definitely smart. Smart as in intelligent and knowledgeable, and as in wise and pragmatic at the same time.
Everyone should have a "Steve" in their life
by Michael Ehrmantraut July 29, 2023
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