Cap

When someone is lying so badly that should be considered an opp

“This new drake song go hard”
“That’s cap Ong”

by BALLstomperTheBabyBasher September 1, 2022

Cap a marker

When you stick a turd in a girl's vagina and have her write your name on a piece of cardboard.

Hey I need to make a name tag can you cap a marker for me.

by Dat_Boi112 February 1, 2018

Cap

Cap used to be a shorter version of the word baseball cap
But this new generation uses the word to express lying
Even though the word "bullsh*t" already existed and practically means the same thing and sounds better

Tyrone: i just won the lottery
Karen: that is cap

by Scaryterry February 2, 2022

Levi is spitting cap

Levi is not talking of the truth

Levi is spitting cap because he should know Ellie loves him more

by Asscrackingnutsuck July 10, 2021

CAP

The "cheating ass patriot's" you know they cheat but you just won't admit it.

Its once they cheat so it is called CAP "Cheating ass patriots," once they win a game... once they cheat....?

by Ellia Fox February 15, 2019

No knee caps

A person who will never propose. Refers to the emotional inability to get down on one knee Not to be confused with eternally single; someone without knee caps will stay in long term relationships, but will never actually pop the question.

Sis, your man has no knee caps. If you want marriage and kids you need to move on!

by CC Halpert June 9, 2018

Cleaning the Toothpaste Cap

Having imminent diarrhea that is held in by previously formed solid feces within the bowel tract. Upon pushing out the solid mass, diarrhea follows with ease.

After trying all the laxities on the market I tried some liquid magnesium and was very shortly cleaning the toothpaste cap.

by All Bets Hedged February 10, 2021