Noah

Noah is the coolest and drippiest kid you’ll ever meet. He’s the kind of boy everyone either wants to be or be friends with. He has major golden retriever energy while rocking the sickest clothes. He’s goofy and lovable and enjoys flexing his car and ‘chilling’. He’s a caring friend and a loyal and sweet boyfriend. Everyone needs a Noah.

“Who’s that kid dripped out in Chrome Hearts?”
“That’s Noah, duh!”

“I just fell in love at first sight!”
“That must have been Noah!”

by Unknownseaotter February 12, 2023

Noah

...wanna go downtown and drink
Lives by the way of alcohol

You're such a Noah, Noah

by Fuckinpenis February 15, 2023

NOAH O'RILEY

A HUMAN WHO RESEMBLES A BOWLING BALL AND LIKES TO SIT ON AND INCUBATE EGGS

THAT NOAH O'RILEY SITS ON EGGS

by JAMES TOWNSTART February 19, 2023

Noah

A guy that is probably ginger and is built like a stick

Ugh there's a Noah over there

by Mikarain February 19, 2023

Noah

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by Mr.coochieman February 22, 2023

Noah

Noah is a strog-willed, athletic, handsome, nice, and funny person. You can't help but smile when he walks in a room. He has many male and female friends, but is still waiting for the right girl. If you ARE a girl, you'll probably be finding yourself going to all of his football games just to get another look of him. He's a great guy to be around and will always make you try to laugh, and you will even though you don't want to. Most of the time it's not that he doesn't like you, it's just that he is too shy to come up and talk to you and he likes it better when you talk to him first. Overall, if you have a Noah in your life, hold on to him and know how lucky you are to be friends with him. And if your his girlfriend, well now I'm just jealous of you.

Girl 1: Are you going to the game tonight?

Girl 2: Duh! Noah's playing today, why wouldn't I?
Girl 1: Fair point.

by Kentuck_Fried_Chicken43 October 12, 2023

Noah

Noah is a nice, funny, athletic, handsome, and caring guy. He is always doing something with his hands, mostly because he is always nervous. You can't help but smile when he walks in a room. He'll try to make you laugh even when you don't want to because he wants to make you feel better, and he does. He is finest guy in school and All the girls fall for him. Yet he doesn't get into too many relationships because he's too shy to walk up to someone and get their number. You'll find yourself going to every one of his football games just to get another look of him. He cares about everyone in his life and treats them accordingly. He has a good not-fake group of friends he always hangs out with. He is a guy and girls-best friend. If you have a Noah in your life, hang on to him and just think how lucky you are to have him. And if you're his girlfriend, well now I'm just jealous of you.

Girl 1: Are you going to the game tonight?
Girl 2: DUH! Noah's playing today.
Girl1: Fair point.

by Kentuck_Fried_Chicken43 October 12, 2023