A situation in which a person will say or dosomething not meant to be heard/seen by others. However, during said moment, a person not meant to have heard/seen (i.e. a teacher or someone of authority) will notice the action, usually by being within close proximity
Stupid Person's Definition:
A person says or does something stupid by a teacher
Stupid Person's Definition:
A person says or does something stupid by a teacher
(James:)
Hey, Courtney, did you see what happened the other day? I took this rancid nasty jizzed-up condom and slapped Zack in the eye with it!
(Tonya:)
*ahem* ...teacher...
(James:)
Oh, darn! *slaps knee* I just had a bona-fide James Moment!
Hey, Courtney, did you see what happened the other day? I took this rancid nasty jizzed-up condom and slapped Zack in the eye with it!
(Tonya:)
*ahem* ...teacher...
(James:)
Oh, darn! *slaps knee* I just had a bona-fide James Moment!
by xYamakunx May 4, 2009
Get the James Momentmug. A moment in time (or all the time for Richard) where something stupid/retarded happens. Usually during times of Richard Moments, the "Richard" is completely useless. Never let a person who has "Richard Moments" to do something for you. You are better off doing it yourself. "Richard Moment" is the putting it nicely whereas the real term is "Retard Moment"
Me: Go get my keys.
Richard: Uhhhmm? Durrrrhhh?
Me: What?
Richard: Durrrrr.
Me: Are you having a Richard Moment again? Damn these Richard Moments.
Richard: Uhhhmm? Durrrrhhh?
Me: What?
Richard: Durrrrr.
Me: Are you having a Richard Moment again? Damn these Richard Moments.
by Dawnster July 11, 2011
Get the Richard Momentmug. 'your friend nandi just killed the chat'~
KAPEESH MOMENT.
'your friend died in a cringe way(died in sleep)~ KAPEESH MOMENT
KAPEESH MOMENT.
'your friend died in a cringe way(died in sleep)~ KAPEESH MOMENT
by COLDN1GGA September 30, 2020
Get the kapeesh momentmug. During conversation, a word or phrase may be said that makes you automatically think of something else you recently came across and you then blurt out the information, although it may have no relevance to the present discussion.
Such as on the Bing search engine adverts. A side effect of search overload syndrome.
Such as on the Bing search engine adverts. A side effect of search overload syndrome.
"I'm going to see New Young Pony Club at a festival this summer!"
"My little cousin has just started at a pony club, she's 6 years old."
"You just had a Bing moment!"
"My little cousin has just started at a pony club, she's 6 years old."
"You just had a Bing moment!"
by Annachy89 May 19, 2010
Get the Bing Momentmug. The observationally random act of wistfully staring at a distant point in the room, usually lost in introspective or emotional thought. The perceived animé likeness depends on how much the individual actually resembles a cartoon character.
#1. *stares into space*
#2. -so I told him. Hey. Are you even listening?
#1. *blinks* Sorry, animé moment.
#1. *waves hand over friend's face* - Animé moment?
#1. He's so... *glazes over*
#2. Animé moment!
#2. -so I told him. Hey. Are you even listening?
#1. *blinks* Sorry, animé moment.
#1. *waves hand over friend's face* - Animé moment?
#1. He's so... *glazes over*
#2. Animé moment!
by Trilby & Vincent August 21, 2010
Get the animé momentmug. Bob: My pencil is longer than yours.
Max: Uh oh, colton moment...
(Max thought the pencil as a p*nis and how they can be in various lengths)
Max: Uh oh, colton moment...
(Max thought the pencil as a p*nis and how they can be in various lengths)
by Daniel Robonson May 19, 2011
Get the colton momentmug. Did you just hear that guy, he asked if everyone has ancestors!
Yeah girl that was a precious moment right there.
Yeah girl that was a precious moment right there.
by CheshireCat78745 December 10, 2010
Get the Precious momentmug.