Stepdad Joke

Has all the elements of a Dad Joke, but tries way too hard, ultimately failing to be humorous.
"Brett is always acting like he's funny, telling these Stepdad Jokes - its pathetic."
by Grindhead Jim May 21, 2024
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Joke

The age requirement for social media is a joke which is why people lie about their age. Clearly, you don’t have to be 13 or above as children as young as 8 are on social media. If you had the be 13 to get on social media it would be impossible for people under 13 to get on social media. Ya, now we all know it’s just a joke.
by Military Robot May 28, 2020
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green flag joke

a joke that goes on and on and on, with the people making the joke creating different scenarios about it.

started when some people were at the beach and a storm was coming, but there was still a green weather flag up. they saw some people in the water and decided to joke about it forever.
guy 1: "hey, look, its a green flag, but its flating in the water!"
guy 2: "its a green flag, but its ripeed and in the air!"
guy 1: "look at that green flag.... in the water!"
guy 2: "its a green flag, but its in a tornado!"
both guys: "HAHAHAHAH! ok, this is getting old."
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can be used for any kind of scenario, not just a green flag.
usually the green flag joke is only funny for a few minutes.
by himynamesbill June 26, 2009
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manager jokes

The same concept of a dad joke but its in the work place and said by a superior
Man Rory is so annoying he keeps saying the worst manager jokes
by One part of the Rumblers August 24, 2016
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dirty jokes

a incredible comedy series by the world famous comedian Wiley Squieres (if your underage, keep scrolling, if your a girl, hope your okay with it)
Have you watched the new dirty jokes episode, IT WAS SO FUNNY
by rubby o'volvo January 17, 2024
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l joke

Any joke that swif007 makes in chat
Wow that was an L joke swif, please spare us from more of those!
by ZebraOwner December 19, 2022
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joke

A highly infectious, memetic, audio-borne, non-physical pathogen.
Symptoms include:
Laughter - Laughing attracts civilians that may be infected.
Happiness - The disease affects endorphin reactors, increasing their production.
Talkativity - The disease inflicts an urge to talk, spreading it further.
Andy: "Hey Ben, I have a joke. What do you call a city that smells good?"
Ben: "What?"
Andy: "Aromea!"
Ben: "Haha! Hey Carl!"
Carl: "Yeah?"
Ben: "What do you call a city that smells good?"
Carl: "What?"
Ben: "Aromea!"

This highlights how a joke spreads.
by Cerulity June 5, 2022
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