Turkish Ear Tickle

Two people that both put their penis inside of one persons opposite ears. They then ejaculate and go to the opposite ear and slurp out the ejaculatory fluids. These people then spit the fluids into both nostrils of the person the Turkish Ear Tickle is being done too.

“Wow, that Turkish Ear Tickle was wild last night.” Jeff said.

by TheFreakyDictionary June 4, 2024

Twinkie Ear

The condition where a females ear has had an erect penis in it and cummed in as well. Most common among black females since they have large ears. There is an occasional male or gay as we call them.

yo bro, i just twinkie eared this bitch because she gave me problems. Now her ear looks like a pipe.

by jmasterp December 14, 2010

bread over my ears

The state of being unable to hear anything unless it has to do with money

Jeff says, “I have bread over my ears cause if it’s not about that bread I don’t wanna hear about it.”

by Fuzzy Schtuff October 10, 2022

bread over my ears

The state of being unable to hear anything unless it has to do with money

Jeff said, “I have bread over my ears cause if it’s not about that bread I don’t wanna hear about it.”

by Fuzzy Schtuff October 10, 2022

blue ears

when ur listening to some hype ass music and ur dumbass friend facetimes/calls u as the beat is abt to drop

alex calls*
alex: yo
me: bro i was listening to music and u called me as the beat was abt to drop. u gave me headphone blue balls

alex: BRO IM DEADDD U DESCRIBED THAT IN THE BEST WAY
me: yea i’m cool like that
alex: blue ears
me: i’m adding that to UD rn

alex: no fucking way

by lolimagine September 27, 2022

artist for the ear

Artist for the ears is a qwerky way of saying you're music person, you listen for art, as music is an art to you.

1: you gonna come to the art galleries?
2: nah
1: but you said you love the art bro
2: the art of music bro
1: so you're and artist?

2: Artist for the ear bro

by Ireallylovemydogs July 1, 2015

cock ears

A person with little to no intelligence, often indulging in thoughtless behavior as a result.

Look cock ears, I really need you to stop lighting off flares inside my house.

by thrayl September 30, 2008