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ur dad lesbean

ur dad has a crush on me
by liana <3 September 26, 2021
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Your Dad James

The one dad who hasn't left to get milk, thus deserving of a Grandma Yaesmin mug.
Your Dad James didn't abandon you! :)
by emotional salami February 12, 2021
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Dad Bod December

Find yourself a man with a Dad Bod this December for the holiday season! Give a man with a Dad Bod a chance!
Its Dad Bod December, i dont want a skinny bitch hes all skin and bones!
by DadBodDevo November 5, 2021
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annoying little dad

What a nerdbang aficionado calls a very smart and funny person
Wow you're so smart and funny! You're such an annoying little dad and you're very cool too!
by Annoying Little Dad February 5, 2023
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Skype my dad

A popular phrase in Austin with suspect Canadian origins. Often involves a young blonde man flinging traditionally prepared German schnitzel off of his penis into the mouth of a more senior partner kneeling 10-12 feet away. At the moment of ejaculation the boy is compelled to scream “Good morning Dad!” and the resulting meat scraps and semen are then cleaned up and consumed by both parties, family style. A morning activity, often performed on cobblestone streets in close proximity to work colleagues.
“I don’t usually come to breakfast since it’s the only time I can Skype my dad.”
by aglioolio July 4, 2016
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My dad James

The most incredible, amazing, and awesomest person on the entire planet. He has the coolest beard and hats and he is the most incredible person to ever exist and I love him so so so so so so much!!!!
My dad James is the best dad ever! He bought me a game I’ve always wanted for $30 on my ps4 because he loves me more than anything. 💖
by James’ daughter July 25, 2022
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Dad de nut

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The best feeling ur dad can give U!!!
Mom: I have 6 nuts
Dad: Let me dad de nut
Mom: Oh yaaa
by Captain4gamer May 10, 2018
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