The Breathe Of Marseilles

What I homo-sapiens who knows the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and being adicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breathe Of Marseilles

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

Orchard Breath

The aroma of vomit on one's breath after spewing, notably in an orchard.

"Man, I'm about to go gippin' in the pippins - I'll have orchard breath later"

by Ian's Arrow March 12, 2009

Crunchy breath

It is a cough

Damn that crunchy breath sounds bad u should see a doctor

by Sexy papa John August 10, 2018

alaskan fire breathing dragon

Having anal sex with a grandma named Luke in a long jon silver freezer

I just gave your grandma and alaskan fire breathing dragon

by koijuh February 20, 2024

Fag Ash Breath

the horror stench of someone’s breath after having a fag

alfie always has fag ash breath

by joshisfeelingsiegey April 14, 2024

The Breath Of Fresh Air: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles.

Person 1: Are you addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of Fresh Air: The First Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 7, 2025

The Breath Of Fucking Versailles

what i call people with abscesses.

Person 1: do you have any abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now the breath of fucking versailles

by BoobiesOnTheGravel January 8, 2025