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by SuchBackSmacker March 11, 2025
Get the 《¤》I《¤》Jumped《¤》On《¤》A《¤》Coffee《¤》Table《¤》mug. means "i wanna fuck u"...when said silently from a distance looks like u are saying i wanna fuck you
by mista>dave July 31, 2017
Get the i own a vacuummug. your response when some dictator attempts to sideline you and make you feel guilty for not forcing your lips in an upwards motion in exchange for a shoddy penny.
Manager: Uh excuse me, but you are at work and it is your obligation to smile at customers and make them feel like kings and queens!
You: Ya know what!? I got nothing to smile about!
You: Ya know what!? I got nothing to smile about!
by ACunny August 22, 2024
Get the i got nothing to smile aboutmug. when you roast someone in your mind, then you help them, then they say "we need more people like you"
by botlybe August 1, 2024
Get the I FUCKING HATE MYSELFmug. by Wezzzzzzkibooiiiiiii June 11, 2020
Get the I hate how people actually explains IT insted of meming ITmug. by T3amumiz00mi3s August 11, 2023
Get the I Love You.mug. When a man is in the mood for foreplay and he wants to initiate oral sex from his girlfriend, wife, side chick, partner.
Federico: Babe I just brushed my teeth!
Panfila: Pull them pants down big boy and let me suck you off real nice tonight!
Federico: I love you!
Panfila: Pull them pants down big boy and let me suck you off real nice tonight!
Federico: I love you!
by TatisJunior August 17, 2022
Get the I just brushed my teethmug.