Skip to main content

i own a vacuum

means "i wanna fuck u"...when said silently from a distance looks like u are saying i wanna fuck you
by mista>dave July 31, 2017
mugGet the i own a vacuummug.

i got nothing to smile about

your response when some dictator attempts to sideline you and make you feel guilty for not forcing your lips in an upwards motion in exchange for a shoddy penny.
Manager: Uh excuse me, but you are at work and it is your obligation to smile at customers and make them feel like kings and queens!

You: Ya know what!? I got nothing to smile about!
by ACunny August 22, 2024
mugGet the i got nothing to smile aboutmug.

I FUCKING HATE MYSELF

when you roast someone in your mind, then you help them, then they say "we need more people like you"
by botlybe August 1, 2024
mugGet the I FUCKING HATE MYSELFmug.

I Love You.

Her: I Love You.
Bestie:I love you too are you okay?
Her: ....
Bestie: Hello?
She's Gone I'm sorry.
by T3amumiz00mi3s August 11, 2023
mugGet the I Love You.mug.

I just brushed my teeth

When a man is in the mood for foreplay and he wants to initiate oral sex from his girlfriend, wife, side chick, partner.
Federico: Babe I just brushed my teeth!

Panfila: Pull them pants down big boy and let me suck you off real nice tonight!

Federico: I love you!
by TatisJunior August 17, 2022
mugGet the I just brushed my teethmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email