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National Slap Ass Day

National Slap Ass Day is on April 16th. Anybody can slap anyone’s ass with no consequences.
Dude it’s National Slap Ass Day so I’m gonna slap her ass.
by Billy Cunningham April 16, 2019
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K(ock in a niggas ass)

When a nigga or fagg uses k(kock in a niggas ass) he is expressing his faggotory by explaining that he has a kock in his ass and cannot or does not want to talk
Hey jùhdhsuùe i need to tell you joke
K(ock in a niggas ass)
Oh ok I understand.....faggot
by River nigga June 5, 2019
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put a quarter in your ass

I heard enough, put a quarter in your ass!
by Solidome October 11, 2016
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obsequious ass licking fool

A disparaging phrase coined especially for Mike Pence who spent his entire stint as Vice President trying to form an opinion and steadily transmitting an odd, glazed half-smile which he was told by White House image makers looked supportive of the Criminal in Chief.
There is no question about how vapid this obsequious ass licking fool really is and it is these qualities that make him electable as the best political puppet of the ultra-racist and pseudo-Christian far-right since Donald J. Trump.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 7, 2023
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Kick Ass and Take No Names

Kick Ass and Take No Names, is when you just want to kick ass and don't need to talk about how many names you can write down.
Hay dude do you want to play WOW no I rather play COD because I can Kick Ass and Take No Names.
by Mr. EnDo (uk) August 11, 2010
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soft served ass cream

when a woman is deep throating a man, and he hits her uvula with his cock. this causes her to gag and puke in his dick hole. afterwards, he procedes to fuck her. when he busts, and she creams, the man pulls out as the fluids drip and flow into her ass. the woman then shits in the man's mouth in a swirling motion.
I went to rita's yesterday. your mom gave me some soft served ass cream. it tasted like shit
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kicking ass and taking names

It means holding people accountable for there actions in an organization.
I am going to start kicking ass and taking names if the design is not ready on schedule.
by semimurphy January 1, 2017
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