But I'm not wearing a clown suit

A statement that serves as an acknowledgement among vendors that no matter how amazing a finished product is, the client will invariably find something to complain about or request a change that actually makes it worse. The client does so while wearing a metaphorical clown suit.

We just completed the client's new website, and it exceeded their specifications in every way. I think it turned out great, but I'm not wearing a clown suit.

by conkspotter November 28, 2011

wait i'm gonna test

this word is for a new urbandictionary user :)
hahah

" wait i'm gonna test if my word be shown in the page ;)"

by blazezo_xcn January 21, 2021

I'm having a midlife crisis

if this gets published i'll Indiana Jones laso my dick and swing on it

I'm having a midlife crisis please helm me HELP! OH GOD!

****SATIRE*****

by Baznigger April 25, 2019

I'm bad as Michael Jackson.

A line that Lil Nas X used in his hit song, Holiday.

"Dude you are bad at this."
"Yeah, I guess that means, hee hee I'm bad as Michael Jackson."

by IPrpl February 27, 2021

Know what I'm sayin'?

The phrase gangsters say (usually on MTV Cribs) when they show/tell you something, not even they understand.

(ON MTV CRIBS)
Gangster: I got the surround sound, the Mp3 hook ups, and the tv that comes out of the bed, ya Know what I'm sayin'?

by urbangenius10703 August 25, 2007

I'm going back to WoW

Commonly said phrase after a WoW addicted dissapproves of another MMORPG because:

A. They're close minded and most likely can't stand playing anything that isn't WoW related, dispite how well recieved and/or awesome said game is.

B. The game acually sucks.

C. They miss their pimped out character and simply can't stand starting something new and different.

C. The game isn't WoW.

Or a combination of those.

EvE online sucks, I'm going back to WoW.

Guildwars sucks, I'm going back to WoW.

My life sucks, I'm going back to WoW.

by Dead Panda January 19, 2007

I'm just really visual.

I can't understand shit unless you draw me a picture.

You: You see, as active users rise over time, it only benefits us if those users spend money, causing sales volume to rise with it.
Dumb co-worker: I don't think that's right.
You: Here, let me draw you a graph. (draws graph)
Dumb co-worker: Oh, I see. I'm sorry, I'm just really visual.

by reezydos February 05, 2010