bone shield

A nerdy version of a condom.

I was going to have sex but I didn't have a bone shield, so I played WOW instead.

by bmick65 December 25, 2007

Ziggy Bones

Also known as Mark Morones, arguably the greatest man to ever walk the face of the earth. Known for his strength, courage, intelligence, and badass quality, Ziggy Bones is loved by many, if not all.

"Hey, do you know a guy named 'Ziggy Bones' or whatever?" "Yeah, he's really rad, i love him".

by Alfred E Neuman February 24, 2009

pre-boned

a NON-virgin!! like 'pre-owned', except as a reference to human sexuality....a human with SOME idea of the sex act!! usually a GOOD thing!! (i.e. "used")

she/he was partial to her/his humans being pre-boned!!

jake was delighted upon realizing she was pre-boned!!

being pre-boned, she had some good and valid ideas of quality sex!

by michael foolsley September 5, 2013

T-Boning

When you are both fucking whilst tposing, last one to cum has to tpose for 10 minutes and let the other person do what they want to you sexually.

Guy 1: ‘hey so you and your girl been up to anything new recently?’

Guy 2: ‘yeah, just tried out t-boning, 10 minutes of free time to me!’

by DipDipTheRapper November 13, 2019

Baby Bone

Another term for a man's penis

For someone who doesn't want kids, she sure likes to ride the baby bone

by FlowMode July 21, 2018

bones and tones

An acronym for trombones and baritones. Often used to refer to the low brass section for when things need fixed or sectional. Also slang for refering to others in their section. Usually used when the trombones and baritones are so much alike you can't tell who really goes in which section so they just combine them together to make it easier for everyone.

"Bones and tones, run that last measure and don't mess up that hight A"

Person A:"What section are you in?"
Person B:"The bones and tones of course."

by WBA December 13, 2008

By God’s Bones

Phrase - one of the original curses listed in the Bible. Saying this phrase was viewed as an actual curse: when arguing with another, they would invoke an insult, followed by the phrase “by gods bones” to literally invoke the almighty into following through on your words. As people had more of a solid belief in god back in the day, this was a very, very, VERY serious thing to say to someone, and as such, is one of the original “curse words” listed in the Bible. Saying “by gods bones” was a good way to end up dead, or imprisoned for a long time.

“I’ll make you pick up your teeth with two broken arms, by God’s bones!”
“By God’s bones you better not be lying to me little one.”
“May the lord striketh me down if I lie, by God’s bones I tell you the truth!”

by Chanothedestroyer March 2, 2021