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Noah

Noah…oh boy where do I start. Noah is hot and really nice at first. You guys get to know each other and you bond over similar life experiences just to find out that he lied about being abused by his parents and you come to realize you know nothing about him whatsoever.
Noah is a liar
by jackhanny December 3, 2021
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noah edwards

is very retarded, also is cousins with tyler edwards
by magabitch51 October 21, 2019
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Noah

noah is a hoe at first he’s lovely and sweet but then he fucks around with any girl he meets after you breakup and he will get caught multiple times drinking alcohol and smoking weed and get sent to a mental hospital
by thehoeeebitchhh October 21, 2019
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Noah

Noah is a sweet entertaining person. Loves to play video games. Gets mad very easily. Beautiful eyes. Great boyfriend. Sucks at keeping secrets, sometimes. Very attractive. Fun person to spend time with. Will have fun and laugh around till something serious happens. A bit of a trouble maker. Independent for the most part. Smart. Hella hot.
Girl one: who's that
Girl two: that's Noah

Girl one: I call him
by iluvcarrots333 October 25, 2019
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The biggest legend in all of the universe the amount of pussy this man gets is insane you know people like Leonardo DiCaprio you know how he gets a lot of pussy well Noah gets 10x the amount the man's big dick energy is mental his dick is a reported 12 inches long when you look in ancient hyroglyphics you can see visions of the god that is Noah
Jim: hey yo I'm about to go get some mad pussy dude

Jon: yeah right nothing to what the god Noah gets
by Anthony juul October 29, 2019
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Can do 11 push ups then pussies out also has the downs
by Judahlicious November 4, 2019
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Noah Like Maddie I hope maddie married me now
by Denia7182726 November 11, 2020
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