band-aid medicine

Typical of modern medicine, focusing on curing symptoms rather than their cause.

Patient *has heart attack*
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: 'walks out' I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's

by 1Head January 29, 2021

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dirty aide

Someone who likes to eat there plate after eating there food just for good fun :)

"Hey I'm done eating"
"Cool"
"Can I eat your plate?"
"Why?"
"Because I'm dirty aide"

by Big church May 3, 2020

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Aids

A sex disease that can also be transmitted by sneezing , coughing , breathing

I got coughed on now I got aids.

by anonymous May 18, 2024

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kool aid man

a god of almost unlimited power that can travel through dimensions. can only be destroyed by shaggy at infinity percent power

"the rip in space time was made by kool aid man"

by koolaidman_real November 15, 2019

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Kool-aid

A sweet sugary drink that come in many colors that many people drink at birthday party’s and school events. It can also be used for dying hair and making many fun crafts.

I dyed my hair with red kool-aid while drinking blue kool-aid

by Bananaapple April 12, 2019

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