Stemming from a mix up of the two phrases, "Before you buy the car, you gotta take it for a test drive," and "why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free," this phrase is interchangeable with the former. You would say this if your friend wants to remain abstinent until after marriage.
Brad: CLAIRE! You can't marry him without doing the deed. What are you thinking? You gotta taste the sweet milk before you get the cow! Straight from the teet, Claire. Come on!
by EdlowetArus April 24, 2020
Get the You gotta taste the sweet milk before you get the cow!mug. When the man inserts the penis inside the vagina forwardly but gently and then navigates it way (the penis) to its destination 600 west 151 south down town. The girl must be on top though in order for the penis to arrive to the right area.
by Cockgobbler9000 March 13, 2023
Get the The forward 600 west 151 south down town cow girlmug. A ditch cow is a person who is rude yet funny.
Many ditch cows come in different forms, yet usually directed towards a sibling.
Many ditch cows come in different forms, yet usually directed towards a sibling.
by Whateverduuude June 1, 2018
Get the ditch cowmug. Preforming a sexual act on yourself or someone else; The specifications of the act is dependent on the context the term is used in (not gender specific)
Hey buddy! Can I come over to your place later and then maybe tip each other’s cows?
Sure thing bud! I love tipping a cow!
Sure thing bud! I love tipping a cow!
by TippingMyCow January 28, 2021
Get the Tipping a Cowmug. by annoying orange fanboy August 16, 2022
Get the Cow's dining tablemug. The Sad Cow is used to get a third party reference and viewpoint on a given situation when a third party is not around. Also used to make gauge the fail or win of a situation without risking being quoted on your thoughts of a situation.
by Chad Barrett February 21, 2009
Get the Sad Cowmug. by mrstilettox February 5, 2021
Get the cow globes juicemug.