god i'm so blue

whenever you're feeling really sad and start singing this out of nowhere alone in your car, or in your bedroom since you cannot afford a car yet. get a job.

Teacher: "Good morning Rebecca! Did you do your homework this morn-"
Rebecca: "GOD I'M SO BLUE KNOW WE'RE THROUGH BUT I STILL FAWKING LOVE YOU BABBBABABE"

by robertodavinci February 19, 2021

I'm having a midlife crisis

if this gets published i'll Indiana Jones laso my dick and swing on it

I'm having a midlife crisis please helm me HELP! OH GOD!

****SATIRE*****

by Baznigger April 25, 2019

I'm bad as Michael Jackson.

A line that Lil Nas X used in his hit song, Holiday.

"Dude you are bad at this."
"Yeah, I guess that means, hee hee I'm bad as Michael Jackson."

by IPrpl February 26, 2021

wait i'm gonna test

this word is for a new urbandictionary user :)
hahah

" wait i'm gonna test if my word be shown in the page ;)"

by blazezo_xcn January 20, 2021

Know what I'm sayin'?

The phrase gangsters say (usually on MTV Cribs) when they show/tell you something, not even they understand.

(ON MTV CRIBS)
Gangster: I got the surround sound, the Mp3 hook ups, and the tv that comes out of the bed, ya Know what I'm sayin'?

by urbangenius10703 August 31, 2007

I'm going back to WoW

Commonly said phrase after a WoW addicted dissapproves of another MMORPG because:

A. They're close minded and most likely can't stand playing anything that isn't WoW related, dispite how well recieved and/or awesome said game is.

B. The game acually sucks.

C. They miss their pimped out character and simply can't stand starting something new and different.

C. The game isn't WoW.

Or a combination of those.

EvE online sucks, I'm going back to WoW.

Guildwars sucks, I'm going back to WoW.

My life sucks, I'm going back to WoW.

by Dead Panda February 2, 2007

I'm just really visual.

I can't understand shit unless you draw me a picture.

You: You see, as active users rise over time, it only benefits us if those users spend money, causing sales volume to rise with it.
Dumb co-worker: I don't think that's right.
You: Here, let me draw you a graph. (draws graph)
Dumb co-worker: Oh, I see. I'm sorry, I'm just really visual.

by reezydos February 12, 2010