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Real Winky Hours

That time of night (historically past midnight) when the mind starts to stray, often resulting in much more suggestive messaging between two individuals. Said messages will often end with a "winky face".
I'm starting to feel a tingle, we must be approaching Real Winky Hours babe
by thomaspott3r December 27, 2019
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Spicy for a real one

actually spicy and hot af
usually used to describe mr krabs
tea
Harry: ooo look at that sexy crustacean!
Louis: Harry we’re on a date! Stop looking over there!
Harry: but he’s spicy for a real one
by lolurnotashotasmycrush March 21, 2019
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Looking for real estate

... in the bathroom department. When your dog starts sniffing around your furniture looking for the perfect location to take a piss.
I decided it was time for Ripley's afternoon walk when I spotted him looking for real estate.
by BadRipley September 4, 2011
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Real Chinchilla Hours

The time of night when people become very active at dawn or dusk and sleep and take many naps during the day, and become very social with others.
“It’s a Real Chinchilla Hours! Lets Have A Party!”

“Hey guys! tonight we're going to have a party, and you're invited! especially since its going too be Real Chinchilla Hours!.”

“Oh boy! sounds great! I just hope I don't get too sleepy during Real Chinchilla Hours, I had to work a lot this morning.
by XenoTKTL February 6, 2018
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Real Life Women

Something a lot of people do not undestand and are very scared of.

Contrary to what you may have learned from Anime or Porn. Women in real life does not have big breasts nor asses, and that is ok. They will not automatically aproach you with romantic nor sexual interest, and that is ok. Just undestand that like men, every single women has a diferent desire or taste for love. Of course, some things are more general like others, like been clean, correctly shaved or have a good bear,use of deodorant and cologne, and been well dressed.

Like you, women have physical and psychological limits. Maybe someones can deepthroat and others not (and that is ok), maybe someones are grossed by a particular position and other loved it.

And of course, they all have a variety of body forms: Some are big, some are small, some are flat and some are fat. (And that is ok)

One last important thing: DO NOT think about women like porn-tags: If some girl is more active and tomboys that others, them she is like that and period. If a girl is very big and strong like a amazon, them she is like that and period. And of course, like every single other healthy human been, they love to be loved.
"To Court a Real Life Women"
~By Fgyjt

"Gently grab and carry her (or let her grab you if she is bigger and stronger that you) and carry her to a soft surface, preferable a bed"
"Carefully lay her down on the surface and get on top of her without pressing any of her muscles"
"Hugs and kisses"
"Foreplay is king"
"Communication"
"Use protection"
"After sex, always cuddles."
by Fgyjt June 5, 2023
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Immimarie(Real definition)

A person who is so fat that they can be seen from space.
by JoeBidensCat April 10, 2022
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