joe nuts

joe nuts is a racist term used to identify sussy impostors

person 1: "joe"
person 2: "joe who?"
person 1: "joe nuts"

by joesususynus July 7, 2021

cheezy nuts

the stinky crust that clings to the unwashed skin of the testicles

little boy! get your cheezy nuts over here and get into this bathtub NOW!

by csummersx November 14, 2004

nut bunnies

an interjection of consternation or disappointment, popularized by the titular character on the 1990s cartoon series Freakazoid!

Doctor: Sir, I'm afraid you have just two weeks to live.
Patient: Aw, nut bunnies.

UrbanDictionary User: Nut bunnies! My submission is STILL under review?!

by Rofang August 25, 2008

Honkey nut

Nature's Lego

Argh! I trod on a fucken honkey nut!!

by rapunzabel November 20, 2018

nut junkie

One who cannot get his/her fill of semen.

Man, that hooker was such a nut junkie that she gave a free round of blow jobs to everyone at the party!

by amos quito April 29, 2005

Nut package

The selection of nuts given on a passenger flight.

"Airbus flights have the best Nut packages." or "I love there Nut package." or "This Nut package tasts good"

by Jason January 20, 2005

nut scrape

Area between legs that has been rubbed raw from going "commando" too long.

I haven't worn undrewear for three days and now I have nut scrape.

by Michael Mitchie May 13, 2005