Stemming from a mix up of the two phrases, "Before you buy the car, you gotta take it for a test drive," and "why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free," this phrase is interchangeable with the former. You would say this if your friend wants to remain abstinent until after marriage.
Brad: CLAIRE! You can't marry him without doing the deed. What are you thinking? You gotta taste the sweet milk before you get the cow! Straight from the teet, Claire. Come on!
by EdlowetArus April 25, 2020
When the man inserts the penis inside the vagina forwardly but gently and then navigates it way (the penis) to its destination 600 west 151 south down town. The girl must be on top though in order for the penis to arrive to the right area.
by Cockgobbler9000 March 13, 2023
On how you milk out Christmas, every last bit of it, no matter what and always eating something related to Christmas, like cows only eat grass
by Gd9870 December 12, 2018
by Skfneigebeidenbeduudje April 16, 2016
1. A cute and loving animal that produces milk and meat.
2. A very cute and sexy chubby girl who giggles a lot, has thick hips(that she loves to show off in public) and is very clumsy but usually in a way that makes you love her even more.
2. A very cute and sexy chubby girl who giggles a lot, has thick hips(that she loves to show off in public) and is very clumsy but usually in a way that makes you love her even more.
Man: Hey! Is that a Moo Cow?
Woman: Yeah! They are such cute animals!
Man: Who's my little cutie Moo Cow?
Woman: I am daddy bear!
Woman: Yeah! They are such cute animals!
Man: Who's my little cutie Moo Cow?
Woman: I am daddy bear!
by The_God_of_all_Dogz October 17, 2015
by Extractwoman October 13, 2019
by The Government of Greenland April 14, 2020