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You gotta taste the sweet milk before you get the cow!

Stemming from a mix up of the two phrases, "Before you buy the car, you gotta take it for a test drive," and "why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free," this phrase is interchangeable with the former. You would say this if your friend wants to remain abstinent until after marriage.
Brad: CLAIRE! You can't marry him without doing the deed. What are you thinking? You gotta taste the sweet milk before you get the cow! Straight from the teet, Claire. Come on!
by EdlowetArus April 24, 2020
mugGet the You gotta taste the sweet milk before you get the cow!mug.

The forward 600 west 151 south down town cow girl

When the man inserts the penis inside the vagina forwardly but gently and then navigates it way (the penis) to its destination 600 west 151 south down town. The girl must be on top though in order for the penis to arrive to the right area.
Let’s try the forward 600 west 151 south down town cow girl!
by Cockgobbler9000 March 13, 2023
mugGet the The forward 600 west 151 south down town cow girlmug.

cow craze

Hey girl! Let’s go cow craze together!
by Nipfab April 14, 2025
mugGet the cow crazemug.

cow end

A cow end is a term used to describe somebody who looks or acts like back end of a cow. It can be used be students to describe their teachers after telling them to fuck off.
by Zuko441 December 7, 2016
mugGet the cow endmug.

dutch cow

Common term used to by train crew to describe humans on the tracks at risk of getting hit.
Looks like some Dutch cows out on the tracks, did you want to slow down?
by Neconeco October 6, 2022
mugGet the dutch cowmug.

Fat cow

by codetastic08 February 16, 2020
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cow corn

Dumb hick women who believe everything they're told. Usually a narcissist and think they are a 10 when they are actually a 3 on her best day.
She thought she was peaches and cream but she was really cow corn
by Boomgoo January 24, 2021
mugGet the cow cornmug.

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