Stemming from a mix up of the two phrases, "Before you buy the car, you gotta take it for a test drive," and "why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free," this phrase is interchangeable with the former. You would say this if your friend wants to remain abstinent until after marriage.
Brad: CLAIRE! You can't marry him without doing the deed. What are you thinking? You gotta taste the sweet milk before you get the cow! Straight from the teet, Claire. Come on!
by EdlowetArus April 24, 2020
Get the You gotta taste the sweet milk before you get the cow!mug. When the man inserts the penis inside the vagina forwardly but gently and then navigates it way (the penis) to its destination 600 west 151 south down town. The girl must be on top though in order for the penis to arrive to the right area.
by Cockgobbler9000 March 13, 2023
Get the The forward 600 west 151 south down town cow girlmug. by Nipfab April 14, 2025
Get the cow crazemug. A cow end is a term used to describe somebody who looks or acts like back end of a cow. It can be used be students to describe their teachers after telling them to fuck off.
by Zuko441 December 7, 2016
Get the cow endmug. by Neconeco October 6, 2022
Get the dutch cowmug. Dumb hick women who believe everything they're told. Usually a narcissist and think they are a 10 when they are actually a 3 on her best day.
by Boomgoo January 24, 2021
Get the cow cornmug. 