Stemming from a mix up of the two phrases, "Before you buy the car, you gotta take it for a test drive," and "why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free," this phrase is interchangeable with the former. You would say this if your friend wants to remain abstinent until after marriage.
Brad: CLAIRE! You can't marry him without doing the deed. What are you thinking? You gotta taste the sweet milk before you get the cow! Straight from the teet, Claire. Come on!
by EdlowetArus April 25, 2020
When the man inserts the penis inside the vagina forwardly but gently and then navigates it way (the penis) to its destination 600 west 151 south down town. The girl must be on top though in order for the penis to arrive to the right area.
by Cockgobbler9000 March 13, 2023
A: A guy or group guys who very neatly & too tightly dress up like cowboys to attract the opposite sex & or to give themselves a more macho persona then they have being their individual selves.
B: A Weekend Cowboy
B: A Weekend Cowboy
person 1: "You want to go down to the row tonight?"
person 2: "It is a weekend so it is amature night."
person 1: "Oh, all the cow folkers will be up from phoenix"
person 2: "Wow, what some guys do for the va jay jay or for other guys, I'm not sure"
person 2: "It is a weekend so it is amature night."
person 1: "Oh, all the cow folkers will be up from phoenix"
person 2: "Wow, what some guys do for the va jay jay or for other guys, I'm not sure"
by ophora December 14, 2010
by LeatherOtter November 02, 2017
a slur given for a mom that is fat af and recently gave birth to a child.
or it can also be a slur for the same thing but instead of a newborn, it's a cringy ass kid inbetween the ages of 1-12
or it can also be a slur for the same thing but instead of a newborn, it's a cringy ass kid inbetween the ages of 1-12
Dude: look at that stupid ass baby!
Reboot Thomas: *staring into your soul*
Dude: your mom is a breastmilk cow
Reboot thomas: *chopper crying*
Reboot Thomas: *staring into your soul*
Dude: your mom is a breastmilk cow
Reboot thomas: *chopper crying*
by the German Horse Worder January 12, 2023
An elusive form of humor revolving around cows. If you read my name, (Based Cow) you'll know that I have cow humor. The reason why it's funny is because it's super random, and random == funny. But it isn't TOO random.
Person 1: 2 cows walk into a bar. The cow says to the other cow, MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, and proceeds to dance.
Person 2: Do you have the elusive Cow Humor?
Person 2: Do you have the elusive Cow Humor?
by Based Cow December 05, 2021