Gooch Machine

A girl that receives so many gooches that she can make a factory full of them.

She a Gooch Machine

by The Banter Lad January 7, 2017

Machine Gun Kelly

A successful multi-genre music artist that people are too blinded by blind hate to witness his success and talent

Machine Gun Kelly sold out another concert this weekend

by Ford Femboy August 12, 2024

Weight machines

Machines used by women and men that are too afraid or misinformed to do an actual workout

I'm gonna go hit the calf raise and forearm weight machines even though I can barely do even a girl pushup.

by Real Fitness February 3, 2012

Medium Machine gun

A Medium Machine Gun is a type of machine gun characterized by firing full power rifle rounds(such as 7.62x51 mm NATO) and being usually belt-fed.
While they are light enough to be carried by one man they are usually crew served due to weight of the ammunition.
They can be used by infantry, vehicles and aircraft.
Here are some examples of MMG:M240, MG3 and MG42, FN MAG, M60, PKM.

The Army just ordered 50000 new medium machine gun to replenish their losses.

by Therealmerasmus August 8, 2023

Power-nap Machine

An audio player device which plays back a soundtrack which helps the listener take a power-nap right then.

Thanks for that Power-nap Machine napping experience.... I finally got the rest I needed.

by sleeper0189 March 29, 2010

Vending Machine

The evilest scammer ever. Charges two quid for a bag of Steak McCoys. If you were already having a shit day then a vending machine will make things even worse in the cheekiest fucking way!

I THOUGHT I WAS LOSING MY VIRGINITY TONIGHT AND I FOUND OUT I WASN'T AT THE LAST MOMENT AND TO TOP THINGS OFF THAT FUCKING VENDING MACHINE SCAMMED ME 2 QUID FOR A BAG OF MCCOYS AFTER ALL THAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS EVENING. SO FUCKING ANNOYING!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!

by LordJenal June 20, 2022

Machine Gun Asshole

Another name for Machine Gun Kelly

"I just heard a Machine Gun Asshole in the bathroom." - Guy
"You mean Kelly?" - Girl
"Yep, someone was listening to his songs on their phone. Sounded like a hot clip of shit." - Guy

by Swift67 October 13, 2021