Ur mom:)

It’s a dumb joke where boys try to defend there selfs, or to be “funny”.

Trevor: who you fuck last night?
Paul: Ur mom:)
Trevor: Damn it

by sourpatvh April 18, 2020

LinkedIn Mom

A LinkedIn Mom is a modern mom that networks on the web instead of the soccer field; updated version of the "soccer mom"

During a high school graduation ceremony this past weekend, Mrs. Anderson was graciously introduced as a "LinkedIn Mom" instead of a "soccer mom." Yes, the truth is often stunning to hear and she beamed with pride.

by mr. fancy pants June 9, 2007

ur mom

oh yeah I fucked her last night my bad, didn't' mean to break it to you like this bud thats tuff

OH UR MOM

by ItsMikaylaFromLonelyLodge December 6, 2018

[your momming]

To repeatedly answer something like "your mom" to any question until the person you are answering to is on the floor, screaming out the name of a third-rate comedian repeatedly.

Bill: What are you doing?
John: Your mom.
Bill: No seriously?
John: Your mom.
Bill: It's not funny!
John: Your mom is not funny.
Bill: Stop it!
John: That's what your mom said.
Bill: BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOBSAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET!
(Tim walks in)
Tim: What happened?
Bill: Your mom.
Tim: ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER!
PWND!
Bill: I love your momming

by wahausfhiahfs January 8, 2009

Cy’s Mom

Hot. So hot Cy wishes he could have sex with her. But Cy’s gay. Talking about her turns him on though.

Cy’s friend. Cy’s Mom is so hot.
Cy: Yeah. Too bad I’m gay.

by Calebfanboy February 20, 2020

Mom Brain

Lack of normal brain function that the non mom does not possess. After birthing a child, you forget things frequently and don't remember what you did 5 minutes ago.

Oh geez Gina, looks like the mom Brain for you again!

I'm having a Mom Brain moment. Oh yeah, I'm Renee! Nice to meet you!

by Swoonma February 26, 2017

Prosper Mom

Also see “bat shit crazy”. A term for a woman who probably has kids in school and no job because hubby pays for her to sit around and post on Facebook all day. She wants to speak to your manager.

That woman is nuts.

Ah, she’s just a Prosper Mom.

by 247funniest August 31, 2019