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Jump The Clock

You jumped the clock, don't do it again.

If you jump the clock again, we'll have to fire you
by SauceMilliken July 31, 2017
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Jumping Jack Candidate

Someone who jump from constituency to constituency (that they have no connection to) every time they lose their seat just so they can get re-elected to office instead of remaining in their original constituency and getting re-elected for that seat when the time comes.
Will you vote for Tom Sanders?

no hes not from here, he's a Jumping Jack Candidate
by Archibald Findri May 30, 2018
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Panty jump

When you go from your girlfriend to another girl right away to feel better about your self
Damn bro, you don’t need to panty jump for self respect, learn to love your self!
by Good witch June 27, 2018
mugGet the Panty jumpmug.

jump-shat

the action of pooping when realizing there is no toilet paper left so one must jump or hop to another bathroom to finish whiping ones bum.
man!, im out of toilet paper....well i guess i need to jump-shat it.
by blah's February 26, 2011
mugGet the jump-shatmug.

Jumps Husband

by Rlku November 15, 2020
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Jump promote

• When a promotional company purposely tries to overshadow a competitor by offering there service's before there competitor in order to sway business there way

• When a promotional company offers there service's before there competitor without sufficient promotional backing to spite there competitor

The term is coined from 'jump the gun' which is a term used when an individual acts before the proper or appropriate time

It is not illegal but is not a desirable trait as a businessman and may deter other businessman from dealing with you and can be seen as a snake move
I think they're trying to 'jump promote' me to steal my customers
by Jump promote April 12, 2019
mugGet the Jump promotemug.

Jump Your Nuts

When a woman fucks a man's brains out. She is sexually aggressive towards the man.
Fool, yo momma jumped Cecil's nuts! Man: Baby, you can jump my nuts! Woman: I'm gonna jump yo fucking nuts Cecil! Let me jump your nuts!
by SourPatch12 November 17, 2018
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