nervous poop

The act of excessive pooping as a result of anticipation or anxiety about a race, relay, or other track event.

Coach Dave: Better leave time for those nervous poops, there’s only one stall.

by rm_trackmemes May 8, 2019

Gnarly poop

Just a flat fuckin gnarly poop. One of those where you're sitting down droppin a deuce canoe in brown town and you're just thinking about how badly you wished you had fixed your exhaust fan when it broke last month.

Bro, I just took a gnarly poop. For real, give it at least 10 minutes before you go in there.

by The Real Clitorisaurus September 12, 2018

Poop Seeker

a person that listens to mainstream crap music.

Danny is a poop seeker, he listens to lady gaga and my chemical romance.

My girlfriend is such a poop seeker she listens to bullet for my valentine. I put a bullet in her ipod for valentine's day.

Jerry is a poop seeking bastard... he told me the grateful dead is for the birds... So i fed him to the birds and i was grateful he was dead.

by TERDNUGENT December 17, 2011

poop brain

Licking someone’s ass hole, then quickly sucking their cock right after.

Poop Brain.

Hey, Kirsten. Do you think later I can get some poop brain?

by HDCatnip May 14, 2018

Revenge poop

Clogging someone’s toilet with prodigious amount of poop for the purpose of revenge.

After receiving the landlords eviction notice he proceeded to leave a revenge poop they would not forget.

by Shmedley VonDrake April 26, 2019

poop goblin

Poop goblin is a term or slur to offend people who eat poop it’s usually used for a school rumor name called (Shit eating goblin) in a school somewhere in California.

Have you heard of the poop goblin? “Yeah bro I have he’s in my class his mouth smells like shit

OH MY GOD ITS THE POOP GOBLIN “stop calling me that I don’t know what you guys are taking about” YOU ATE SHIT DISGUSTING ASS BITCH

by Amongusly September 13, 2021

shower poop

When you are taking a shower and you feel like you have to take poop. So you so you get out out of the shower to poop. Still wet. Take a poop then finish shower.

I was taking a shower the other day and then i had a shower poop.

by Blaaahperson October 6, 2017