After her friend's passing, a young-looking long-lived Elf Mage goes on a quest to understand humans, create a family of choice and meet her old friend's spirit in the afterlife.
by Mother Harlot March 10, 2024

I love you to the end of the multiverse and back. Or I hate you to end of the multiverse and back. Your choice
by Catirandafly November 7, 2016

by Joe Mama’s Lover February 7, 2024

1. When a Chain Reaction ends up positive instead of negative.
2. When one person has sex, is more confident because of it, who motivates someone else to have sex with them, who in turn is more confident, rinse, lather, repeat.
2. When one person has sex, is more confident because of it, who motivates someone else to have sex with them, who in turn is more confident, rinse, lather, repeat.
1. So, I got held up in a class, but it let me stay with this cute girl, which allowed me to get her number.
2. Me sleeping with Brenda allowed her to have a Chain Happy Ending. Aren't I the best?
2. Me sleeping with Brenda allowed her to have a Chain Happy Ending. Aren't I the best?
by In My Defense... September 28, 2018

by humblepiece June 19, 2018

by jonblo November 23, 2020

When a colleague slaps your face with cucumber you can say it... Oh no i've end up with Cucumber on my face
by Cuntybollock February 22, 2024
