Gamer gunk is when a gamer who usually weighs anywhere between 100-500 metric tons sits on his or hers (probably not hers) chair for around 10-50 hours (averaging 49) and almost breaks their fucking chair when their asshole starts to sweat and since they were born incorrectly when they have to throw up it comes out their asshole and when they have to pee comes out their asshole too so when they have to pee they piss and shit out their ass at the same time and usually every 2 hours also cum in their pants hand free to hatsune miku hentai so with all these ingredients combined sweat + cum + vomit + piss + shit + ass hair + pube hair = GAMER GUNK!!! usually their drink of choice being gfuel misses their mouth sometimes and makes its way to their ass crack somehow and it adds flavor to the gamer gunk to make it more edible
I sat up and my Gamer Gunk leaked all over my floor causing my rugged white carpet to turn a brownish yellow color!
by vevlyisapoopyhead November 17, 2023
Get the gamer gunkmug. by c. Sagadhevan May 15, 2021
Get the C. S GAMERmug. When a gamer has an epic gamer moment, there is no better feeling. Like a three piece with the sniper on BO4. Like asking a girl that's out of your league on a date and she accepts. EPIC!
DOZAAn_Epic_Gamer_xD: YO I JUST QUICKSCOPED THEIR ENTIRE TEAM
Random gamer: That's an epic gamer moment
Random gamer: That's an epic gamer moment
by An_epic_gamer_xD July 11, 2019
Get the Epic gamer momentmug. The God of all Gods, he slays all in his way and can battle Ebola the god and Ebola jr. all by himself. He is dating UnderStudy and they have 30 kids.
by UnderStudy___ December 3, 2022
Get the Godly Gamermug. Retired Streamer, during his times he liked to punch holes in the wall and his consoles, until they broke, loved showing his half an inch penis on a video
by Cowchewer life August 9, 2023
Get the Aussie Gamersmug. Guy 1: This girl gave me a Gamers delight last night.
Guy 2: How was it?
Guy 1: Better than you'd think.
Guy 2: How was it?
Guy 1: Better than you'd think.
by meme sex things December 23, 2021
Get the Gamers delightmug. 1. The thing you have been searching for the last half hour only to realize you had it all along. 2. A set of keys, thought lost but found in one's pocket, a pair of sunglasses though lost but found on one's own head. 3. Any item, idea or solution, found in the most obvious place possible.
Rocksteady Eddy and I spent an hour looking for the controller to his Xbox. I finally thought to look on top of the Xbox itself, and there it was. We both looked at each other and said "Gamer Puck!" at the same time, and now my shoulder is a little sore and I owe Eddy a soda.
by rickyukon August 21, 2020
Get the Gamer Puckmug.