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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: You Are Derived From A Meaningless Existence: The First Juvenile Release
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian February 2, 2025
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double-first-cousin-twice-removed

1- Grandparent's double-first-cousin.
2- Double-first-cousin's grandchild.
3 - Child of the parent's grandpibling with the other parent's grandpibling.
4 - Child of the parent's grandnibling with the other parent's grandnibling.
5 - Child of the parent's grandnibling with the other parent's grandpibling.
My double-first-cousin-twice-removed is a good person.
by ZJO8738 October 3, 2021
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first-cousin

1- Pibling's child.
2- Living being that has zero parents and two grandparents.
First-cousin.
by Zabombini October 5, 2024
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Otitis "Abscess" Media: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles.
Person 1: Are you a homo-sapiens who is addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Otitis "Abscess" Media: The First Juvenile Release.
by TheAngelNumberAreSlinkies February 7, 2025
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sesqui-first-cousin-twice-removed

1- Child of their parent’s half-grandpibling with the other parent’s grandpibling.
2- Child of their parent’s half-grandnibling with the other parent’s grandnibling.
3- Child of their parent’s half-grandpibling with the other parent’s grandnibling.
4- Child of their parent’s grandpibling with the other parent’s half-grandnibling.
5- Grandparent's sesqui-first-cousin.
6- Sesqui-first-cousin's grandchild.
My sesqui-first-cousin-twice-removed is a good person.
by KOBO8956 September 22, 2021
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First Tat Commandment

Whenever a person is introduced or referred by a new tattoo artist it proper etiquettecy for the individual that referred you to cover the cost of your first tattoo.
Hey , you should go to my new tatto artist. Jimmy for your butterfly tattoo , I'll pay for you under the first tat commandment (FTC).
by Smoked_Out July 10, 2017
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first-cousin-8X-removed

First-cousin-eight-times-removed (1C8R).
My first-cousin-8X-removed is a good person.
by N8953SW June 26, 2021
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