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fire and ice

You are fire and ice. Fire is down, ice is up. Don't think about it too much or it won't make sense, most likely because you've been brainwashed by the INTERNET and your government.
Friend 1 : "What are we?"
Friend 2 : "We're fire and ice"
Friend 1 : "Oh, so we are a mix of both chaos and order?"
Friend 2 : "Sort of. You see our world was created when ice met fire for the first time. And the infinite surface off earth was created soon afterwards. But a couple thousands of years ago, or maybe even more recently, secret societies began forming with the hopes to control the known world. As soon as those societies realized what we are, where we are and how we are (the why is irrelevant), these societies worked together to form a plan to fool all of the known people on our side of the ice wall, that we live on a limited sized ball floating in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by other floating balls, and giant burning lights, and giant black holes that suck everything into them. Now we all unknowingly live in a giant ice water dish, that is slowly melting at the edges, and expanding outwards towards infinity."
Friend 1 : "This sounds really serious, why don't people talk about this stuff?"
Friend 2 : "No one wants to sound crazy, and even if you do talk about it, you will be shunned and mocked until you no longer speak at all. Due to the schooling systems, languages and social structure of our societies being designed to keep the smart man down, and the dumb man powerful."
Friend 1 : "Do you think we will ever wake up and try to help the others stop trying to control us?"
Friend 2 : "Nope."
Friend 1 : "Why?"
Friend 2: "Two words: Fidget Spinners."
by mranonymousman December 15, 2017
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Air Force Fire Fighter

Defined as one of the hardest jobs the USAF has to offer, with exceptions to Combat Controllers and TAC-P. They work, train, and play harder than any other. Have one of the highest alcohol tolerances, comparable to that of the Irish.
Guy1: Hey, you lazy bum! Get to work!

Guy2: What do you think I am? An Air Force Fire Fighter?
by Phillip J Fry June 20, 2008
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friendly fire

to shoot at your allies or own team. also see george bush and united states air force
brittish forces: requesting air attack 47‹36Œ54.21N, 117‹39Œ20.89W
US forces: i see them iraquis! *fire*
brittish forces: *dead* (from friendly fire!)
by georgeilingus September 8, 2007
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Fire Dog

Formerly known as the IQ crew from Circuit City. Fire Dog is a sad reincarnation of a computer repair service that failed miserably. Now, instead of just messing up your computer, they now have the ability to destroy your home theater equipment as well. If this isn't enough, they will dress in an amazingly strange combination of neon green and black. The name Fire Dog is not going to help this company either.
Check in:
Customer - "I need my computer fixed."
Fire Dog - "We can set up your home theater."
Customer - "I don't need a home theater, just a working computer."
Fire Dog - "Okay."
Check out:
Customer - "Where are all my files?"
Fire Dog - "We fixed your computer, didn't we?"
Customer - "I asked you to fix it, not restore it.
Fire Dog - "Should I care?"
by Michael Schmidt November 10, 2008
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vagina fire

When a male and a female are having sex with two condoms at the same time and the friction between the two condoms causing a fire in the vagina
Holy Lord! The vagina fire that just happend burned off my two condoms that i thought would give me extra protection causing me to get an std!
by Patyrick em February 10, 2009
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cinnamon fire ball

A piece of fecal matter that is stuck in the urethra and pissed out the morning after having anal sex
Last night was amazing, but I had the worst cinnamon fire ball this morning.

I pissed out the worst cinnamon fire ball this morning.
by Johnny and Alex November 20, 2011
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Fire n Ice

When a girl puts ice cubes in her vagina, and has the guy hump the shit out of her till they melt. Feels really cool on guys dick.
I love when my girlfriend uses her fire and some ice
by Double B November 15, 2004
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