You are fire and ice. Fire is down, ice is up. Don't think about it too much or it won't make sense, most likely because you've been brainwashed by the INTERNET and your government.
Friend 1 : "What are we?"
Friend 2 : "We're fire and ice"
Friend 1 : "Oh, so we are a mix of both chaos and order?"
Friend 2 : "Sort of. You see our world was created when ice met fire for the first time. And the infinite surface off earth was created soon afterwards. But a couple thousands of years ago, or maybe even more recently, secret societies began forming with the hopes to control the known world. As soon as those societies realized what we are, where we are and how we are (the why is irrelevant), these societies worked together to form a plan to fool all of the known people on our side of the ice wall, that we live on a limited sized ball floating in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by other floating balls, and giant burning lights, and giant black holes that suck everything into them. Now we all unknowingly live in a giant ice water dish, that is slowly melting at the edges, and expanding outwards towards infinity."
Friend 1 : "This sounds really serious, why don't people talk about this stuff?"
Friend 2 : "No one wants to sound crazy, and even if you do talk about it, you will be shunned and mocked until you no longer speak at all. Due to the schooling systems, languages and social structure of our societies being designed to keep the smart man down, and the dumb man powerful."
Friend 1 : "Do you think we will ever wake up and try to help the others stop trying to control us?"
Friend 2 : "Nope."
Friend 1 : "Why?"
Friend 2: "Two words: Fidget Spinners."
Friend 2 : "We're fire and ice"
Friend 1 : "Oh, so we are a mix of both chaos and order?"
Friend 2 : "Sort of. You see our world was created when ice met fire for the first time. And the infinite surface off earth was created soon afterwards. But a couple thousands of years ago, or maybe even more recently, secret societies began forming with the hopes to control the known world. As soon as those societies realized what we are, where we are and how we are (the why is irrelevant), these societies worked together to form a plan to fool all of the known people on our side of the ice wall, that we live on a limited sized ball floating in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by other floating balls, and giant burning lights, and giant black holes that suck everything into them. Now we all unknowingly live in a giant ice water dish, that is slowly melting at the edges, and expanding outwards towards infinity."
Friend 1 : "This sounds really serious, why don't people talk about this stuff?"
Friend 2 : "No one wants to sound crazy, and even if you do talk about it, you will be shunned and mocked until you no longer speak at all. Due to the schooling systems, languages and social structure of our societies being designed to keep the smart man down, and the dumb man powerful."
Friend 1 : "Do you think we will ever wake up and try to help the others stop trying to control us?"
Friend 2 : "Nope."
Friend 1 : "Why?"
Friend 2: "Two words: Fidget Spinners."
by mranonymousman December 15, 2017
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by Phillip J Fry June 20, 2008
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US forces: i see them iraquis! *fire*
brittish forces: *dead* (from friendly fire!)
US forces: i see them iraquis! *fire*
brittish forces: *dead* (from friendly fire!)
by georgeilingus September 8, 2007
Get the friendly fire mug.Formerly known as the IQ crew from Circuit City. Fire Dog is a sad reincarnation of a computer repair service that failed miserably. Now, instead of just messing up your computer, they now have the ability to destroy your home theater equipment as well. If this isn't enough, they will dress in an amazingly strange combination of neon green and black. The name Fire Dog is not going to help this company either.
Check in:
Customer - "I need my computer fixed."
Fire Dog - "We can set up your home theater."
Customer - "I don't need a home theater, just a working computer."
Fire Dog - "Okay."
Check out:
Customer - "Where are all my files?"
Fire Dog - "We fixed your computer, didn't we?"
Customer - "I asked you to fix it, not restore it.
Fire Dog - "Should I care?"
Customer - "I need my computer fixed."
Fire Dog - "We can set up your home theater."
Customer - "I don't need a home theater, just a working computer."
Fire Dog - "Okay."
Check out:
Customer - "Where are all my files?"
Fire Dog - "We fixed your computer, didn't we?"
Customer - "I asked you to fix it, not restore it.
Fire Dog - "Should I care?"
by Michael Schmidt November 10, 2008
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by Patyrick em February 10, 2009
Get the vagina fire mug.A piece of fecal matter that is stuck in the urethra and pissed out the morning after having anal sex
Last night was amazing, but I had the worst cinnamon fire ball this morning.
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by Johnny and Alex November 20, 2011
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by Double B November 15, 2004
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