by Eric J K February 21, 2021
by Rusty Dong May 02, 2021
Person A: What does a massive Dong look like?
Person B: Just look between his legs, he's hung like a horse
Person B: Just look between his legs, he's hung like a horse
by Anal Wizard June 24, 2016
When Janet told me she was going on a date with Martha, I said it was a massive-dong mistake.
Man, I'm so hungry I could eat a massive-dong hamburger.
Man, I'm so hungry I could eat a massive-dong hamburger.
by lucas_knows May 28, 2022
the ring a ding dong showed at the party they r so coooooooolll they dinged my dong they r the most popular
by sparknotes November 27, 2019
A dong bruise is the bruises that appear on a girls legs after a hard night out in town, they never remember where they have come from but are actually caused by male dancers in close proximity by their flailing male appendages
"Oh my god look at these bruises on my thighs Kathy! I have no idea how I got these, boy was I boozed last night"
"I have a fair idea, they're dong bruises Jane, I told you not to dance so close to those huge guys"
"I have a fair idea, they're dong bruises Jane, I told you not to dance so close to those huge guys"
by Maximus B*tches February 26, 2010
by Sir Jesus Christ March 23, 2005