I can’t shit for a week

When you eat something so cheesy that it plugs your asshole till next week.

Person A: I’ll take a large cheese pizza with extra cheese please.
Person B: No dad, I can’t shit for a week if we get that pizza

by BipolarUnicorn2 March 27, 2020

I-

Used when you are shocked and speechless

Tiffany: I GOT INTO MY DREAM COLLEGE!
Sarah: I- , SERIOUSLY?

by cringycri December 12, 2021

Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

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Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing

i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing CAUSE WE MAKING A CAKE THAT CAN KILL GOD

Jimmy did you bring the icing?
Yes dave i did and i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing

by bakuhoesbitch May 27, 2021

I don't care

I'm a fucken ass hole

I didn't do it because I don't care

by No brainer June 25, 2022

iodex time i/t

Iodex Time or I/T is a form of tapping out or T/O, when the tapping out inolves physical change of location of one or all parties involved

Dude, its iodex time i/t. gotta rush to work.

by murgesh October 27, 2012

i like you

george i like you

because i’m nice i’m doing this so you know i like you

by user2298726 September 6, 2021