I beat my kids

It's when a parent or guardian brings physical harm to their child, it could be out of anger, enjoyment, annoyance, etc.

Parent/Guardian: I don't like the way my kids look so i beat my kids. *shoots son in the arm* Ha ha take that brat.

Son: Ow, that hurt. Please stop beating me, i'm your kid.

by IBeatMyKids April 20, 2022

I

My dream
I will always dream…
Of you…
And me…
For eternity…
But reality…
Has today…
Gotten the best of me …

Regardless…
I know I love you!!!!

by If only 1 day he would see February 15, 2025

i ges 😐

Gay slang for wanting to have hardcore sex with some furry

Guy a: I mean I ges 😐
Guy b: ok *puts on fursuit*

by Zachthepiratefox October 18, 2021

King Charles I of England

The single nicest man to walk the face of earth. The man who was anointed by God. The Parliament, consisted of r3tards who probably think they should ride a Canyon Aeroad on a Downhill MTB Trail. King Charles did NOTHING wrong!! Collecting ship money is absolutly correct!! and he was the one, who sadly got be-headed by the r3tarted parliament

James Chapman: And so King Charles I of England got beheaded because he disagreed with parliament and reb...

Paul: Oh shut the fuck up James Cuntmann, King Charles I was a perfect idol in every way. Parliament nobles are the one who should've been be-headed. #KINGCHARLESIDIDNOTHINGWRONG!!!!

*The Class: Based, Paul.

by Knmagor October 13, 2023

I

Always and forever
I will love he….
Dreaming of the day
In his arms I will stay….

Just the thought…
Makes me smile…
As it has been quite awhile…

Wishing you were here…
In my heart you are always near….
And that will never change!!!

On this Christmas Day….
I look at the stars…
Sending all my love 2u…
Wishing you weren’t so far!

Remember I do…
All the love I have 4u…
Through and through….
Every day I do….
LOVE YOU!!!

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 December 25, 2024

i am going to type your eyes off!

When you are in a talkative mood but the #CoronaVirus has made human interaction limited. SO you type large run on sentences. Never spacing for paragraphs!! And they are way over described (just like this definition). As the same saying goes.... I am gonna talk your ear off.... I am going type your eyes off!

Sorry bro this gonna be a long story, I am going to type your eyes off!

my eyes have dried up so much looking at this screen. You are typing my eyes off!

Sorry I am typing so much. Not trying to type your eyes off.
I am going to type your eyes off if I keep rambling.

by BlueEyedGuy86 November 15, 2020

The person I would theoretically report it to

Already knew and her response to being told that they were fucking was "That's none of your business." But you wouldn't be saying that of the genders were swapped and the behavior of the higher-ups I would tell would indicate that THEY already knew. There was no one for me to tell, the people I would tell had it out for me, and I was fired for not doing it sooner.

Hym "The person I would theoretically report it to already knew. And this was not a business decision is was and is a publication made. I'm publishing papers. You are stealing it because is it better than anything you could manage to generate with your mentally retarded mind and for no other reason. THE ONLY BUSINESS DECISION BEING MADE HERE... Is the one to STEAL FROM ME! Those are the 2 decisions being made. One to steal from me and the other to allow it. If I can't get to one of you I CAN get to the other."

by Hym Iam September 24, 2025