when I randomly pick up SHIT I found in New York

why did you pick it up dumb ass.

"# when I randomly pick up SHIT I found in New York"

by @HEYBITCHS March 7, 2025

...I did something

The noise you hear before your friend is about to tell you that they zip tied their two big toes together.

Phone rings:
Friend 1: Hey what's up, you never call me?

Friend 2: ...I did something

Friend 1: Damn it, not again. Are you at least near scissors this time?

Friend 2: well um... funny story, I was going on a hike in the woods and I found a zip tie in my bag...

Friend 1: so what you're saying is you're in the middle of the woods alone with your big toes zip tied together?

Friend 2: Uhm... yeah pretty much...

Friend 1: (bursts out laughing) Well have fun with that, this is gonna be a fun story to tell my parents (hangs up)

Friend 2: Wait what do you mean tell your parents? Hello? Don't leave me here.

by IDK1234583 July 9, 2024

Yes I can Obama

Agreeing and emphasizing

"You can work as an engineer and do philosophy" "Yes I can Obama!"

by anonymous September 3, 2023

I am you but from the future

Me to dara

Me: I am you but from the future
Dara: O_o
Me: :D

by Rajox February 5, 2023

.9.I Will Kill Her Dub, Local Eyes, I Remain To See.9.

.9.I Will Kill Her Dub, Local Eyes, I Remain To See.9.

.9.I Will Kill Her Dub, Local Eyes, I Remain To See.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 18, 2025

Bro, She Going TO Hug It up Until I DO Not GIve A Fuck, pussy cowards

Bro, She Going TO Hug It up Until I DO Not GIve A Fuck, pussy cowards

Bro, She Going TO Hug It up Until I DO Not GIve A Fuck, pussy cowards

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025

i love lean

the popular word made by Yeat's community since yeat talks so much about it

bro 1: I LOVE LEAN
bro 2: bro.. this is my grandmas funeral

by thatoneguywholikesgaming October 22, 2022