Touch Grass

This is the meaning of someone telling to go outside, and then touch the green and fresh grass, this is usually used by: People that has a mind, People that DOES not have a mind and only PEOPLE.

Go touch grass, you sweaty idiot.

by SDLolistakenlmao September 26, 2022

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Puppy Touch

To touch, caress, etc. something soft as you would a puppy.

"His hair looks so soft, I want to Puppy Touch it"
"Wow, look at that blanket, I just Puppy Touched it and it was fantastic"

by pupl0ver234 February 22, 2010

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Chinese Butt-Touch

When you touch your butt ten times fast. (See also Russian Butt-Touch).

Have you done the Chinese butt-touch?

by Dengus69 August 3, 2016

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Touch ID

The most useless fucking thing phone companies have ever come up with since they can be easily broken by a drop of sweat.

I stopped using Touch ID coz it kept fucking locking me out of my phone.

by Don’t just don’t May 4, 2021

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Slang for herpes. Nurses and medical personnel can assess your infection status even through social media.

Nick : You will never feel the touch of a woman.
Joe : Yes doctor, I always use protections.

Christine : You have never felt the touch of a woman.
Jonas : Well, you clearly haven't felt the touch of a good doctor either, because that burn needs some serious ointment !

by Rey Marsh April 5, 2024

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im gonna touch u

If u say "im gonna touch u" to a little kid youll get arrested but if u say it to ur sibling it wont matter bc its all fun in games unless u mean it... u wouldnt mean it right...?

Person1 "Im gonna touch u😈"
Person2 "lol u wont "
Person3 adult(im gonna touch u)
Person4kid(oh no!)
Person5 "STOP RIGHT THERE U FUCKER IM GONNA BEAT UR ASS"
Person3 adult"oh shit i was just joking"

by Oldhagtouchesgyats March 6, 2024

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