Thumb Calorie

The energy wasted on useless texting

I can’t waste another thumb calorie on this convo with you Josh and Gina

by wheresward October 22, 2018

Kentucky thumb

When she wants you to slap her during sex but you just stick your thumb in her ass.

I asked him to give me a few rounds of slaps but he just gave me the 'ol Kentucky Thumb.

by Hairerra May 20, 2021

Thumb Junkie

The user of many a thumb. Also known as a Thumb Jockey, this is used to describe someone who is not such a fan of the traditional "2 in the pink - one in the stink" method.

Haw mate she's a pure thumb junkie

by Rossyboy619yermaw June 12, 2016

Thumb cell

Cell phone tower

I have thumb cell

by Bhgdjh June 21, 2019

Kentucky Thumb

A term referring to the sticking of your thumb up a woman(or man) for sexual pleasure, calling back to Kentucky Ballistics .50 BMG accident, were his life was saved by his thumb. This term was popularized after the May 20th 2021 installment of gun meme review hosted by Brandon Herrera

I'm gonna give her a Kentucky Thumb tonight.

by imadeanaccountjusttopostonce May 20, 2021

squeaky thumb

A feeling in the hinge of your thumb after playing too many video games.

Rob: Hey, wasn't playing COD all night last night a good idea or what?
Bob: It was fun, but I got a cereal case of squeaky thumb from it.

by The Squid Pizza May 12, 2014

Thumb beat

THe act of using your thumb as a weapon, b whiping it with your wrist and delivering devistating pian on someones head.

Matt: whats a thumb beat,
Thomas: here ill show you,
Matt: Oww WTF

by Tommy-boy March 29, 2008