Reading the Paper

A phrase used to nonchalantly tell someone that you are smoking marijuana. The phrase brings with it a large number of puns that can be quite humerus.

Friend: (Calls you on the phone) Hey man, what are you doing?

You: I'm just sitting around 'reading the paper'!

Friend: Sweet, so I guess you got the 'news'!

You: Totally got the 'news'!

by TheGreatBigD August 27, 2014

dirty paper

What Grace looks like when she gets mad

Look at that girl over there, she looks like such a dirty paper

by ech3ss May 02, 2018

making paper

shedding your skin

“I’ve just been making paper.”

by vote4sydro April 13, 2020

Paper Weight

Noun: A useful person that isn't helpful enough.

Oh thank you Uimet for triggering the boss. We appreciate your bunny ears but that doesn't make you deserving of fucking up and being immune to criticism, you fucking paper weight.

by Endo-Chan February 18, 2020

Paper-Weight

A fat girl that marries someone from another country for the sole purpose of him getting his citizenship papers.

"Aisha got married to a guy from Canada so he can get his citizenship papers, she's such a paper-weight."

by alpinegh December 08, 2015

Papering

The act of milking a woman's udders while standing near any variety of tree.

You're having a picnic under a wonderful wheeping willow when you realize you have no cream for your coffee....

papering...

by Dr. MapleMilk June 08, 2010

Paper boy

A child born from an affair with the mailman

Did you know that little Timmy is actually a paper boy

by December 15, 2020