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by Suhuf.com.sa December 28, 2011
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joke-a-paper

A newspaper that focusses on profit rather than serious journalism.
A paper that has no interest in winning a Pulitzer Prize or other awards for journalistic excellence might well be a joke-a-paper more interested in revenue from display and classified ads than trying to investigate what goes on behind the scenes.
by Circus Room January 1, 2012
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Paper-bagging

The act of covering ones face with a paper bag before fornicating. It should preferably have a hole for the person to breathe if you don not want to suffocate the person.
Person #1 : damn dude, this chick has a fine body! ...Pity her face is so screwed up...
Person #2 : I say, fuck the face and rock the base!
Person #1 : your right, person #2... I wouldn't mind PAPER-BAGGING that thing!
by Yaya Bhaiya August 16, 2011
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wrinkled papers

In the theme of 'white papers' & 'non papers', wrinkled papers are documents containing falsehoods.
That article smells of wrinkled papers.
by crayon holder June 16, 2011
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Paper Tolle

A person who is excessively clean when sober or buzzed as well as particularly skilled at maintaining other people in a drunken state to a certain point. A Paper Tolle is subject to losing control of his or her alcohol and becoming messy (particularly vomiting or breaking things) at any given moment.
*Paper Tolles do not believe in moderation; they just go until they can't handle anymore alcohol.
*Paper Tolles are excellent at pulling themselves out of "sticky situations" until they get to cocky.
"Dude i swear he just cleaned that carpet, why is there puke and glass all over it?"
"They said he was fine, then he just smashed a bottle over his head and puked screaming 'I'm a Toys R Us kid!'... Being a real Paper Tolle up in here."

"A 30 rack and a Paper Tolle is like giving a kid a sucker; one that slowly makes him want to break everything he sees because he 'can't stop won't stop' "
by therealmcgangbang October 20, 2011
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Black paper

!: hey man, do you have black papers?
?: oh yea, i do. get this.
!: thanks man, gonna make Sushi roll.
?: awsome!
by masay November 3, 2011
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Papered

"Getting Papered".

When a person who normally holds a measure of power and authority is overridden by a person of greater power and authority by being showed an official piece of documentation which validates the second person's superior authority.
*Guy in a suit walks up to a crime scene*

Police Inspector: "You can't come in here, this area is under police jurisdiction and is off limits".

Guy: *Pulls out an ID card* "Not any more it isn't, this scene is under FBI jurisdiction now"

Police officer:" Hey Carl did you see that? Inspector Ryan just got papered!"
by Nullkid November 8, 2011
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