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The artesian ice cream machine

When two males spread their ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then proceed to shit simultaneously into an ice cream cone
“Hey James, what are you and Ryan doing after work”
“We’re making the artesian ice cream machine, do you want some?”
by Doomnator September 21, 2021
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Barneys Ultimate Buttsex Machine

Farting So Loud And Hard Which Makes It Feel That Your Ass Might Have Exploded While Having Anal Sex
BARNEYS ULTIMATE BUTTSEX MACHINE GO EXPLODE NIGAGAGAGA!!!!
by xX 44100 Xx July 28, 2021
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Machine

A word most commonly used by "toronto mans" meaning gun.
"Yo dawg where's da machine"
by Stickwood Jr March 1, 2022
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Coffee machine

To perform the coffee machine one must ejactulate into the vagina and The anus, trying not waste any sex mayo in the transition. When that is complete the woman must squat where she pleases and let both sources of baby gravy ooze out of both holes just like the milk and coffee from
a coffee machine hence the name.

The human coffee machine
Mate #1 - Ay lad I coffee machined Laura last night, it was mega

Mate #2- yes lad little ice frap n that
by Jonboy2246 August 26, 2021
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sex machine

someone who is uncontrollably sexy
Woah, Diako is a sex machine!
by ivanyang June 12, 2021
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another machine

1- Derpylinha
Derpylinha is another machine
by Deprylinha June 13, 2021
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juve machine

A shorter hipper active take on the concept of rejuvenation: firing up an idea that existed before but lost traction.
Oh man, I didn't think we should take that trip before because of the Corona, but it's definitely back in the juve machine now!
by Land Snark May 27, 2021
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