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Christmas Derangement Syndrome

Christmas Derangement Syndrome describes a fanatical and borderline psychotic obsession with all things "Christmas," specifically the American style celebration which centers around mindless consumerism and the glorification of kitsch. This celebration has little to do with the birth of one Jesus of Nazareth, the prominent figure in Judeo-Christianity.

Symptoms of CDS are as follows

1) wanting or actively binge watching cheesy hallmark channel christmas movies all year long
2) wanting or actively listening to cheesy christmas music all year long
3) decorating the exterior of one's dwelling in christmas lights and displays as soon as they appear on store shelves, which typically in August or September
4) being absolutely delighted when retail stores start putting out christmas displays in August
5) frequenting the all-year christmas decoration stores, or discussing wanting to go
6) keeping a "holiday tree" up all year long as thinly veiled excuse to keep their abode christmasy
7) refusing to acknowledge that the fall/autumn and winter seasons exist, it's "christmas season"
8) frequently announces how many days, weeks, months, sleeps, or Fridays it is until christmas, even if it's December 26th
9) stocking up on a year's supply of their favorite christmas fragrances at Bath & Body Works so they can use them all year long
10) firmly believes "the war on christmas" is real

There is no known treatment for Christmas Derangement Syndrome at this point in time.
Person 1: OMG I CAN'T WAIT FOR CHRISTMAS!!! I'M GONNA START DECORATING RIGHT NOW!!!
Person 2: it is July and it is 100 degrees outside, you don't need to decorate for christmas, you have Christmas Derangement Syndrome, and you need help.
by ProteasNG November 29, 2024
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its fucking christmas

tom: ey yo its fucking christmas

jhon: hohoho bitch
by fucking santa November 1, 2021
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Christmas-zy

A made-up word by CodeKirby on Scratch that means that you change something so it looks more festive.
"Mommy! Look! I made this toilet paper christmas-zy!"
by -BlueKirby- December 18, 2019
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Christmas

Christmas is going in the wrong direction if it has become kissing ass to win a TV Christmas dance show competition. That's not what Christmas is about.
Christmas wasn't kissing ass to win a TV show Christmas dance competition before.
by Solid Mantis December 27, 2020
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christmas hot dog

Half eaten carrot that's been left out for 5 days, very flexible. Probably a peice of chalk. Not to be mistaken for an actual hot dog.
"Wait, what's that?! Is that a Christmas Hot dog?!"
by Christmas hot dog January 1, 2017
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Christmas Face

A sour, unhappy face caused by driving in holiday traffic, shopping in over crowded malls, spending more money than one can afford on Christmas.
Mom just got back from shopping. She's got her Christmas Face on.
by HoHoNo December 12, 2010
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Christmas

A scam for retailers to make you buy their products at "affordable" prices for Christmas.
Christmas is such a Scam!
by somedouche101 November 7, 2017
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