Clingy Ex-Girlfriend

An insufferable bitch who won't leave her ex, who lives on the other side of the world, that she broke up with. Alone because she has no friends or family and, maybe, just maybe, the reason she has no friends is because all she ever fucking does is cry, complain about how lonely she is and say she's gonna kill herself is the reason no one wants to fucking talk to her. She takes advantage of her ex's kindness, and won't respect the fact that he's in a new, happier, and healthier relationship. it's like the only thoughts that are ever on her mind are "oh poor me, my life is so hard, wah wah wah". Grow tf up, if you're gonnna kill yourself at least have a good reason for it. Stop your self pity and look in the fucking mirror and then maybe you'll see the problem with your life

"My boyfriend's ex won't leave him alone"
"Sounds like she's a clingy ex-girlfriend"

by Paewj2 November 17, 2022

National girlfriend day

August 10th is the day boys post their girlfriend on social media if they really love her

I posted my favourite pictures with my girlfriend because its National girlfriend day!

by DESlR6ED August 8, 2022

Lawyer Girlfriend.

A dangerously adorable mix of brains, confidence, and cross-examination. She’ll win your heart with airtight logic, charm a jury without trying, and still find time to object to your poor life choices—with love, of course.

Damn, if there's one thing I'm sure about, it's that he's definitely got a lawyer girlfriend.

by AcerbicLemon October 10, 2025

Gavin K's Girlfriend

The most wonderful thing that has ever happened to Gavin. She's a girl that'll never leave his side, cheer him up when he's depressed, wants to be with him all the time, flirty when she's drunk, listens to Why Don't We, plays volleyball, plays soccer, loves the beach, her favorite flower is a rose, has inside jokes, her favorite color is pastel yellow, and loves her oversized hoodie.

Girl: who's that with Gavin?
Other Girl: it's Gavin K's Girlfriend
Girl: she said he was annoying to me. but they're so cute together

by Coco Seavey February 20, 2021

fortnite girlfriend

everything a 10 year old who plays fortnite can ever dream for

Mom! Look! I got a Fortnite girlfriend!

by dabreadbun February 1, 2024

Girlfriend

Honey, there isn't going to be a ME to date if whatever is going on with my skull keeps getting worse and I'm not going to save myself. I WILL sit here and die! So...

Hym "Girlfriend? I'm supposed to have, like, a pride of sister-wives running around somewhere... They are both sex-property AND sexy property. What the are NOT (though) is 'good at saving me.' That is clearly something at which they do not excel... Bad sister-wives."

by Hym Iam March 10, 2025

The best girlfriend in the world

“Skylar”

The best girlfriend in the world is Skylar.

by BitchMadeMan March 1, 2023