touch grass

What people say when they want to sound cool, because they're too insecure to come up with a new way of saying something, so they just jump on the bandwagon of what they think sounds "cool" and will make them sound like a cool, powerful, attractive person.

Tom: "I'm a really insecure guy with no women and no particular talents, but I want to come off as a normie. I guess I'll go tell someone to touch grass now."

by CutiePatootiePie June 16, 2022

Turdas Touch

The antithesis of possessing the Midas touch where everything King Midas touched turned to gold.

“Everything I touch turns to shit. I’ve got the Turdas touch.”

by anonymous September 15, 2025

ipod touch

A device for listening to music, movies and porn.

ipod touch passing by.

by Dope420 January 15, 2017

The Librarian's Touch

With a simple touch, the librarian can bestow good fortune on an unsuspecting library visitor.

She gave me the librarian's touch and I was healed of my many maladies

by KFBR392 August 1, 2022

Turdas Touch

The antithesis of the Midas touch.

Everything I touch turns to shit. I’ve got the Turdas touch.

by anonymous September 15, 2025

touch bag

Do cocaine.

If it's such a war crime for me to touch bag in the handicap stall at B-Dubs, why do I werewolf into the fucking man everytime it happens.

by cashgrabber9000 July 15, 2025

iPod touch

Something that hasn’t been hyped since 2010

iPod touch is mostly dead

by Sriracha-antidote November 3, 2022