Ripped the Fiddle

A euphemism for something indeterminate, but bad.

"How did your date go last night?"

"I ripped the fiddle."

"Holy fucking shit dude! Better make a break for Mexico while you still have a chance!"

by AlphaAlex November 09, 2011

Rip one

When your 30 yards out with the ball and your mate shouts "RIP ONE" there's only one place that ball is going, Upper echelon .

Andy! RIP ONE !!!!

by The Football wiz November 09, 2016

Juul Rip

When you hit a juul for the pleasure of getting a buzz, sometimes you may have to hit it 2 or 3 times.

Hey Randy, can I get a juul rip from you?

by Poppy-_- October 01, 2019

Rip a fat turdy.

To take a large drag from a vape and produce a large vape cloud.

Give me that elf bar I'll rip a fat turdy.

by ElfBar69 June 20, 2022

rip a JO

Slang or code for masturbating. (JO: Jack Off)

Friend: Yo guys should I rip a JO on this airplane?

by a really terrible person May 29, 2022

Rip Taylor

When you cum on your lovers face or chest then throw glitter on them.

"My girl/guy was giving me a half and half, so i gave them a Rip Taylor!"

by Phuqiu October 09, 2018

Poppin off the Rip

Dumbass shit rookies say that aren't welcome and should just leave

I was Poppin off the Rip and now I'm gay.

by Tiny Peenz August 23, 2017