Labrador touch

Much like the Midas touch turns everything to gold, a Labrador touch turns everything to shit.

Man everything I've tried working on this week has broken or gotten worse, I really have the Labrador touch.

by Labradortouch1000 January 25, 2024

Touch

To feel a person

All over and give them the chills or to fuck that bitch up in a fight

I touched that mother fucker all up in a fight

by I'm a chicken sandwiches May 12, 2022

Puppy Touch

To touch, caress, etc. something soft as you would a puppy.

"His hair looks so soft, I want to Puppy Touch it"
"Wow, look at that blanket, I just Puppy Touched it and it was fantastic"

by pupl0ver234 February 22, 2010

Friendly butt touch

1. To touch the booty of a friend with no sexual intent.

Adam gave Emma a friendly butt touch in Adams room

by Officer Wag January 10, 2016

Chinese Butt-Touch

When you touch your butt ten times fast. (See also Russian Butt-Touch).

Have you done the Chinese butt-touch?

by Dengus69 August 3, 2016

Touched the gay deodorant

When walking the aisles of the supermarket, a man who goes to the wrong section of the deodorant aisle, the gay section, and subsequently touches the gay deodorant causes the aforementioned man to become a raging homosexual. By the time the formerly straight male makes it to the end of the aisle, to realise their mistake, they will be speaking with a gay lisp, dreaming of smoking pole and being slammed in the arse by eight giant prison homos and dressing in tight pants with the arse missing.

There goes Colin, he touched the gay deodorant
I know a guy called Colin and he touched the gay deodorant and now he likes being slammed in the arse by massive homos in back alleys

by honneamise March 29, 2021

Touch ID

The most useless fucking thing phone companies have ever come up with since they can be easily broken by a drop of sweat.

I stopped using Touch ID coz it kept fucking locking me out of my phone.

by Don’t just don’t May 4, 2021