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Not the bricks that build the house but the love and comfort you get from you family <3

When I’m with the people I love, I feel like I’m home

by Bella Iggy July 30, 2018

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home bowl syndrome

The closer you get to home after a long day, the more you have to shit. Your stomach is able to recognize how far you are from a toilet and proceeds to push the poop the closer you are.

Man this home bowl syndrome is really hitting me hard

by Dr . Steve February 10, 2023

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The name you give to the woman that your ex started seeing after you separated and after you got caught sexting a married

Or
A term senior citizens use to falsely accuse younger hotter women of wanting what others have.

Melissa is a home wrecker because Carrie delusional.

Tammy is old , so she agrees.

by singleyeah! July 25, 2017

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Home Pour

A shot of liguor ranging from 1.5-4.5 ounces. Typically poured when making drinks at home.

Also know as a house pour

This margarita is really strong. Yeah I made it with a home pour of tequila.

by YouGenius March 10, 2023

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Coming home from trumpet practice

An event that never takes place because anyone who participates in the practice of playing a trumpet would not ever want to leave due to the high levels of enjoyability.

Friend 1: so I was coming home from trumpet practice...
Friend 2: stop lying man, I know you don’t play trumpet. Anyone who did wouldn’t just “come home from trumpet practice”

by Freggsmash May 20, 2019

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i lift at home

An phrase typically made to convince someone that you work out at home when said person asks you to go to the gym with them. Effective on most people but if your numbers aren't going up then it becomes rather clear that you are a total liar.

Person 1: bro you trying to go work out tonight?
Person 2: Nah man I'm good. I lift at home most of the time.

by Juanthejumper September 3, 2016

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