La Junta Lead Pipe

A condom, filled with methamphetamines, and any other recreational drugs found in the Arkansas River valley, used as a disciplinary device when the wife ruins dinner or doesn’t bring You a beer fast enough.
“Damn bro, cousin Beth smells like burnt hot dogs and has two black eyes…. Brad must’ve broke out the La Junta Lead Pipe”
by WhiskeyFour February 22, 2023
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chicken pipe

The glass pipe that Rednecks us to smoke meth in

Often referred to as a chik pee to the ladies in the trailer park.
Hey Bubba! Lets hit that chicken pipe one time , then we'll go pilfer the trailer we been watch in.

Come on in the laundry room so we can hit this chik pee be for the kids get off the school bus.
by TMTOMH May 27, 2018
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Cleaned Out the Pipes

That First big gutteral fart after taking a poop, meaning you didn't leave anything left in your bowels for the day.
AGHHHHHHH!!! Damn I just cleaned out the pipes after that loud fart! feel 10 lbs lighter!
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Sewer pipe

A sewer pipe is when your anus is protruding and someone starts pulling on it. It causes intense pain.
I passed out drunk and woke up to Dave pulling on my sewer pipe....I'm not sure if we can still be friends.
by chives66441 April 24, 2020
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Pipe Culture

The entirety of ideas and other phenomena that revolve around the use of Cannabis.
by DefineMyAss March 12, 2015
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Tail piping

Taping a pocket pussy to a tail pipe and inserting your penis into tailpipe pocket pussy and start vehicle.
I walked in on Dan tail piping the new F 550.
by Dan_sux_big_cox December 09, 2019
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Tail-piping

Verb used to describe the physical act of love between a man and his pickup.
Billy's going to be late again: I just saw him tail-piping his truck in the driveway.
by 2plus2 December 11, 2011
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