Jelly babies

Jelly babies. A sweet produced in 1864, which means society has been filled joy and yums for 158 years. What we ate in 1863 to keep us happy? We didnt. The world was in sorrow and pain without jelly babies in the world. The yummiest scrumptiousest sweets are the no.1 reason why the serotonin of children and adults across the globe is flying through their little skull roofs.

Jelly babies are cool

by Fishyboysuserwasstoled July 30, 2022

Jelly Roll

The act of catching a hot, long turd when it slides out of your booty hole, wrapping it in toilet paper, and carrying it around with you as a snack.

He came out of the bathroom having jelly rolled his lunch from six hours before. Seconds never tasted so sweet.

by charleyunderboss August 6, 2022

Jelly Jam Jimmies

Having period cramps after eating spicy food, when you're about to use the bathroom the small period blood clots are extremally uncomfortable, more than usual, because of the added spice, it turns your usually bleeding vagina into Mt. Krakatoa.

Did you hear about Lauren? She ate Spicy Ramen on her period, now she's got the jelly jam jimmies for the rest of the day!

by sena juan June 6, 2022

jelly bean

a fatherless bozo who gets roatset by big ball v1nce all the time along with other fatherless fucking png tubers

v1nce: jelly bean is

fucking fatherless

by noob_man June 21, 2022

Jelly-bobbing

When fishing a jelly baby out of your friend/partners arsehole with your tongue

Last night me and Stacy did jelly-bobbing and I got a lime jelly baby

by Jelly-bobbing-king September 3, 2022

jelly sandwich

It's a FUCKING sandwich, with PEANUT BUTTER and FUCKING JELLY between two FUCKING slices of GODDAMN bread.
STOP FUCKING SEXUALIZING FOOD I WILL OFF MYSELF FOR FUCKS FUCK.

"What do you want for lunch?"
"A jelly sandwich"
"Doesn't that mean-"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE"
"Wha-"

by AhaiMISO MAQM Productions September 12, 2022

Jelly Cats

A great person who is always there for their friends and helps alot when you're going through stuff. An all round great person who you are lucky to be friends with! They also love gore

Person 1: Jelly cats is awesome!
Person 2: ye! They helped me out of a rough patch the other day!
Person 3: is it true they have jelly beans instead of brain cells?

by DragonQueen 75829 November 15, 2022