funky monkey friday

a weekly holiday. every friday you spread peace and love with a large feast and party.

"What day is it?" - Non-Funky Monkey Friday Celebrator
"It's Funky Monkey Friday of course!" - Funky Monkey Friday Celebrator

by itsabellss <3 April 25, 2025

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sexual friday

when your bald buddy is horned up on a Friday and it becomes sexual... on Friday.

"yo bro, did u hear it's sexual Friday? We should make a pizza"

by KanyeBible August 24, 2023

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Friday Pile Up

A game played by officer workers on a Friday.
A single toilet is selected and everyone in the office takes a shit in it through out the day.

By the end of the day all the turds are piled up leaving the cleaner a lovely treat to sort before they go home for the weekend.

Person 1: “Have you seen the size of the Friday Pile up in stall one?!”

Person 2: “Yeah, I laid the last log and it was poking up above the bowl”

person 1 “The cleaner will really appreciate her weekend after cleaning this one”

by Eddybee April 30, 2025

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Slap ass Friday

When you want to slap booty this day is a Godsend if you want to complete the challenge then okay

“Hey man are you ready for slap ass friday

by Beanieboy April 7, 2019

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Fridays

A collaborative work friendship that consist of two individuals forming what some may call a coo to only work on Fridays, consistently refusing to work Monday - Thursday at all cost, with out PTO or sick days. The goal of this dynamic duo is to only work on Fridays until both are eventually terminated. To become a true fridays pair, you continue this cycle in several different work places upon being fired.

"I became fridays with david, i knew we were meant to be"

"I like your salad, want to become fridays?"
"did sally and david just fridays?"

"There will be no tolarance of fridays in the work place"

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by Vivalameggs June 13, 2022

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